Sametti 𐂂

@sametti@transspecies.online

23 stoner reindeer computer man
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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

happy consumerism day everyone!!! i bought organization stuff and more animal dildos :3

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

thinking about Free Orgasmic Glitch Hop Samples right now

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

you should be able to skip 2fa by putting in the konami code or smth

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

the difference between microsoft and apple is that apple knows to put the peter thiel malware on a background thread

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[?]Baa »
@Baa@mk.absturztau.be

:blobfoxfloofdevil:

The XKCD All Modern Tech Infrastructure stack but modified.
AWS and Cloudflare hold up the left side of the stack with a medium sized platform.
Unpaid Open Source Developers hold up the right side of the stack on a tiny pillar. DNS forms two tiny pillars on either side of the stack holding up the majority.
Below them the Linux Foundation forms an entire platform holding up the entire stack.
Below that is a tiny thin pillar as the basis of everything, it represents the undersea internet cables, it is being bitten by a shark.
At about the middle of the stack a giant lever is being turned slowly pushing the entire tower over, it's labelled AI.
Floating separate from the stack is a tiny blob labeled "Whatever Microsoft is doing".

Alt...The XKCD All Modern Tech Infrastructure stack but modified. AWS and Cloudflare hold up the left side of the stack with a medium sized platform. Unpaid Open Source Developers hold up the right side of the stack on a tiny pillar. DNS forms two tiny pillars on either side of the stack holding up the majority. Below them the Linux Foundation forms an entire platform holding up the entire stack. Below that is a tiny thin pillar as the basis of everything, it represents the undersea internet cables, it is being bitten by a shark. At about the middle of the stack a giant lever is being turned slowly pushing the entire tower over, it's labelled AI. Floating separate from the stack is a tiny blob labeled "Whatever Microsoft is doing".

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    the american dream is the freedom to bawl your eyes out to your therapist so you can go back and work another 6 hours in your cubicle making bombs

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    happy quanza we got you a cart!!!

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    [?]Enfys 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🏳️‍⚧️ »
    @enfys@wetdry.world

    NSFW, teletext art [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

    after being inspired by saucy german teletext pages advertising various chat lines, with some questionable erotic art of varying qualities, i thought i would give it a go. some of them are quite good it's a really unique form of art that's slowly being lost, i may do more of these at some point it's quite fun

    a teletext page, at the top is a header showing the channel number, time and date, in the main page is a low-resolution teletext drawing of a tgirl posing naked, the neck to the pubic region is visible, the rest go above and below the frame. a colourful trans flag-esque background is on either side of the girl

    Alt...a teletext page, at the top is a header showing the channel number, time and date, in the main page is a low-resolution teletext drawing of a tgirl posing naked, the neck to the pubic region is visible, the rest go above and below the frame. a colourful trans flag-esque background is on either side of the girl

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    hooly fart yall are SLEEPING on rp2350 this shit has a fucking MMU??? (or at least something sorta resembling one.....)

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    cannot believe some 1991 danish children wrote “SADDAM ☠️” in a fucking amiga demo

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    WOKE IS BACK

    soyjak passing the truth bong

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    how can i explain the wonders of prostate stimulation to my straight friends

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    “boutique” mechanical keyboards are like hypebeast clothes but for pedophiles

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    strokin my shit til gordon ramsey has to send it back to the kitchen

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    K-Pop and its Consequences

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    really fired up over universities teaching crt (chinese remainder theorem)

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    it is finally autism :)

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    please just ONE day without nazi dogwhistling in the demoscene discord server while everyone else falls for the bait… please…

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    the best musicians are the ones that leave you wondering just how much weed they were smoking

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    theres this fair thing on my street going on and right outside my apartment they have this "classic rock" kinda guy playing who has actually just been going OOOOOOAAAAA AYYAYYAYYAYY for the last hour

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    thinking about how "and then acid was invented" was a pivotal moment in my class on the history of rock music

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    i am gods bubbly water consumer

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      [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      working my michaelchip labubu
      drinking my strawberry klarna
      yeah life’s good what about it?

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      [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      STOP CENSORSHIP

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      [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      currently out here smoking the remains of charlie kirk

      ...
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      [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
      @sametti@transspecies.online


      charlie kirk weed

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        [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        a gentle reminder: the trust in “trusted computing” belongs to some lawyer, not you

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        [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        av1 magic: 6 minutes of c64 demoscene with no noticable compression artifacts in.... 17 mb 😳

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        [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        demo with optional subtitles for unreadable scrollers

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        [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        cant seem to get a good scan of this but hiiiiiiiiiii

        my fursona

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        [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        wait so if the cybertruck can chop your fingers off does that mean we could use it as a guillotine???

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        [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        grilgus

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        [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        i wonder how much balatro mobile i can fit during compiles at work

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        [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        chicagoooo

        [pentax me super, smc pentax-a 50mm f/1.7, kodak pro image 100]

        the streets of chicago

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        my partner in a condo

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        the chicago skyline

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        many people playing volleyball at sunset

        Alt...many people playing volleyball at sunset

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        [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        on that wizardly shit

        an “alchemy” thc cart

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        [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        nothing like getting into the office at 8:30 and blasting full volume house music directly into the ear canals

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        [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        hello fedi check out this pic i snapped a while ago 😳

        a photo of a man driving a yellow convertible, partially obscured by a bus and reflected by the bus's windshield

        Alt...a photo of a man driving a yellow convertible, partially obscured by a bus and reflected by the bus's windshield

        History