Sametti

@sametti@transspecies.online

23 stoner reindeer computer man
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[?]Rick Griffin » 🌐
@rickgriffin@meow.social

m/f rough play, tongue in throat, penetration [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

finger trap, I hardly know 'er

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[?]Dragonhead » 🌐
@Dragonhead@mastodon.social

m/f rough play, tongue in throat, penetration [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

@rickgriffin DRaogn droand raogn!

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    [?]Sametti » 🌐
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    i found out behringer used to have a garbage line of power amplifiers called iNuke and it’s so fucking funny to me

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    [?]Kaye » 🌐
    @kaye@cathode.church

    I had a dream that Mozilla were bullied into including a toggle in Firefox that disables all the corpo bullshit (so no tracking, ads, AI, etc.) but they were really pissy about it so they called it "communism mode" and you had to click on a little Karl Marx to activate it

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    [?]Sametti » 🌐
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    get high
    "aw yeah lets open ableton"
    installing updates one by one for 15 minutes
    cinema

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    [?]Sametti » 🌐
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    every retired yuppie on my street either looks like tim cook or my dad

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    [?]Sosh Dragon » 🌐
    @sosh@toot.sosh.co.uk

    Please take a moment to read this absolutely spectacular post by Yinx about how we furries as a community need to stop allowing the poison of the wider world to seep into your communities and sow unnecessary division. You need to have the backs of people who might engage in things you don't personally enjoy because otherwise those seeking to strip our community down will be coming for you next. confuzzled.org.uk/2026/05/06/o

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    [?]Sametti » 🌐
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    so thrilled that eugenics is a popular idea again... makes me feel real nice holding my computer science degree

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    [?]Sametti » 🌐
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    drugs [SENSITIVE CONTENT]yall fw the stash??

    a jar containing illicit green herbs with questionable stickers on the outside

    Alt...a jar containing illicit green herbs with questionable stickers on the outside

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    [?]Sametti » 🌐
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    "...for the past month I've kept a journal where I put an "X" next to every date where a GitHub outage has negatively impacted my ability to work."

    uh huh.

    https://mitchellh.com/writing/ghostty-leaving-github

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    [?]Yukari Kirifuji :menherathunk: :MahiruSpin: :af_mariscat_meron_krkr: » 🌐
    @yukari@fedinet.waltuh.cyou

    :AkubiLook:

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      [?]Sametti » 🌐
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      sarcasm [SENSITIVE CONTENT]I FREAKING LOVE MACHINE LEARNING!

      https://doi.org/10.48550/arXiv.2502.05139

      Alt...https://doi.org/10.48550/arXiv.2502.05139

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      [?]Sametti » 🌐
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      just one more digikey order... 🥺

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      [?]Matt Gray » 🌐
      @mattgrayyes@chaos.social

      Do you actively seek out new music, from artists you don’t already know?

      Polls below split by age, in multiple replies to the thread.
      (Because I can only make 4-choice polls here)

      0-19 Yes:14
      0-19 No:8
      20-29 Yes:122
      20-29 No:62
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      [?]Matt Gray » 🌐
      @mattgrayyes@chaos.social

      Do you actively seek out new music, from artists you don’t already know?

      Polls above and below split by age, in multiple replies to the thread.
      (Because I can only make 4-choice polls here)

      30-39 Yes:67
      30-39 No:29
      40-49 Yes:52
      40-49 No:25
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      [?]Matt Gray » 🌐
      @mattgrayyes@chaos.social

      Do you actively seek out new music, from artists you don’t already know?

      Polls above and below split by age, in multiple replies to the thread.
      (Because I can only make 4-choice polls here)

      50-59 Yes:16
      50-59 No:10
      60+ Yes:6
      60+ No:3
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      [?]Matt Gray » 🌐
      @mattgrayyes@chaos.social

      I do actively seek out new music.
      And I know I’m in the relative minority at 40, but I wondered by how much.
      There are multiple polls in the thread above, split by age.
      (Because I can only make 4-choice polls here)

      When I remember to, I post about music and gigs on metalmenu.co.uk or on its Instagram account.
      (I’ve got 2 album mini reviews, an ep mini review and two gigs that I keep meaning to blog about. I have posted about them on instagram though.)

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      [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
      @lynn@woof.tech

      @mattgrayyes I fondly remember you randomly dropping in on one of my dnb streams a while back :D

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        [?]tobi is writing bugs :terminal_cursor: » 🌐
        @dumpsterqueer@gts.superseriousbusiness.org

        remember if you're on #GoToSocial v0.21.x you can go to your account settings and choose to show boosts on the web view of your profile now

        show everyone all the lovely queer furry porn you've been enjoying, it's good for morale <3

        🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ :gtspat:

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          [?]Sametti » 🌐
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          bought fiio eh11s because i could not resist the novelty for $40 shipped, but honestly these are just awesome. zero compromises and the sound is surprising for the price. tuning out of the box is questionable as many others have reported (apparently it is trying to replicate the porta pros?), but the builtin eq can clean this up nicely. if these can have an on-device eq, there is no excuse for any other pair of bluetooth headphones.

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          [?]elilla&, serial tooter » 🌐
          @elilla@transmom.love

          while I studied the flute, my daughter drew a cowboy. I told her let me post this, it will be popular on mastodon

          Sketches of a cowboy, as in a person dressed in typical cowboy outfit, but the person is also a cow anthro.  The sketches are mostly line art with dashes of browns and beiges, including the cowboy's spots, which are caramel against white.  The cowboy is seen sitting on a fence doing a "yee-haw!" pose, and smiling contently in a nice cowboy hat.  There's also the sketch of a fully 4-legged cow wearing a hat; I imagine my daughter wanted to draw the animal first to consider how to make an anthro.

          Alt...Sketches of a cowboy, as in a person dressed in typical cowboy outfit, but the person is also a cow anthro. The sketches are mostly line art with dashes of browns and beiges, including the cowboy's spots, which are caramel against white. The cowboy is seen sitting on a fence doing a "yee-haw!" pose, and smiling contently in a nice cowboy hat. There's also the sketch of a fully 4-legged cow wearing a hat; I imagine my daughter wanted to draw the animal first to consider how to make an anthro.

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          [?]Sametti » 🌐
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          relistening to haywyre two fold bc of the vinyl reissue, honestly pt 2 is less bad than i remember, guess my tastes have shifted a bit since middle school lol

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          [?]Sametti » 🌐
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          both still mainly hold up as cheesy monstercat glitch hop but that is why they are beautiful ❤️

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            [?]Sametti » 🌐
            @sametti@transspecies.online

            ugh my beloved AF Micro Nikkor 60mm f/2.8 is having trouble focusing at infinity... guess i should treat myself to some more splendid Nikon F-Mount Glass in exchange for my dollars

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            [?]Sametti » 🌐
            @sametti@transspecies.online

            programming hot take [SENSITIVE CONTENT]something i dislike about the "opinionated" nature of the rust language is that it has inspired an entire generation of developers to force their bad opinions on me. like, rust forces its opinions with the upshot that there are some cool safety guarantees, i.e. there are many ways to skin the "safety" cat and rust picks one. this makes complete sense. meanwhile, downstream projects like rhai (a dynamic scripting language written in rust) force opinions like "global state is bad" for no particular reason other than the developers think it's a good idea. little did they know, half the reason i wanted to pull in a scripting runtime is precisely to allow for global state!!!

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            [?]Tom Morris » 🌐
            @tommorris@mastodon.social

            If you buy a chainsaw or a bicycle or a power drill, and you don’t spend time learning how to operate it properly, harm may come to you. If you give your child a chainsaw or a bicycle or a power drill without imparting said understanding, great harm may come to them too.

            Somehow we’ve decided computers are different and this is a problem we need the government to fix by breaking computers for people who do know how to use them.

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            [?]Jessica🏳️‍🌈 » 🌐
            @ticky@slime.global

            cosigned; if you’re not adopting this as a core part of your software practice you’re going to be left behind real fast ietf.org/archive/id/draft-meow

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            [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
            @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

            Who needs Ghidra when you have autism and a box of markers?

            A disassembly of an adventure game engine script bytecode interpreter, annotated by hand with pencil and markers.

            Alt...A disassembly of an adventure game engine script bytecode interpreter, annotated by hand with pencil and markers.

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            [?]doll! » 🌐
            @saikou@gts.chuuni.solutions

            glsl stands for girls love shader language

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            [?]Gibbs :deifirev: » 🌐
            @gibbs@meow.social

            Furry, Shibari [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

            Shibouri
            Shibouri

            furaffinity.net/user/sidian came up with the pun, I'm just distributing it :)

            A white reindeer with black sports kneels with her back towards the viewer. She is looking nack over her shoulder. Her arms and legs are bound with red rope.

            Alt...A white reindeer with black sports kneels with her back towards the viewer. She is looking nack over her shoulder. Her arms and legs are bound with red rope.

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              [?]Aisling "cromulent fuckcrustable of a deer" Fawn » 🌐
              @aisling@critters.gay

              while im on the subject of abuse [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

              Thinking about how a high-control group functions like an abusive relationship. It's always "babe no one else is gonna love you like I do". Incidentally, this is why if you're trans and looking for trans social circles, you should be wary of ones that put pressure on you to be afraid of the outside world. A good social space will acknowledge the fact that you're in danger, and give you space to talk about your fears and about navigating danger. A bad social space will demand you adopt an "it's dangerous out there but it's safe in here" mindset.

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              [?]Enfys 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🏳️‍⚧ 🔜 Outline » 🌐
              @enfys@wetdry.world

              i released an Atari 2600 demo with some friends at revision this year and managed to win 1st place in the oldskool demo compo! it's been in development for about a year now so was really cool to see it finally out :3
              demozoo.org/productions/389801/
              youtube.com/watch?v=aEJ0A8Wvdxs

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              [?]Troed Sångberg » 🌐
              @troed@swecyb.com

              @enfys I'm absolutely stunned by your production.

              Absolutely. Stunned.

              Awesome work there.

                [?]Caroline Kinlund » 🌐
                @caroline@chaosfem.tw

                @enfys your music absolutely takes this demo from extremely impressive to absolutely mind-boggling, huge congratulations :akko_fistup:

                  [?]Devlin :nonbinary_heart: » 🌐
                  @devlin@topspicy.social

                  @enfys There was a few utterances of "how the fuck?" in awe at this! I watched it in Stella 7.1, as I don't have any kind of flash cartridge for my 2600, sadly.

                    [?]voipmeister » 🌐
                    @voipmeister@social.datarek.nl

                    @enfys This is freaking awesome...! Congrats!

                      [?]mmu_man » 🌐
                      @mmu_man@m.g3l.org

                      @enfys aw, I have a 2600 to test… should make a cartridge :think:

                        [?]mmu_man » 🌐
                        @mmu_man@m.g3l.org

                        @enfys LOL @ datamatrix 😄

                          [?]Matt Lacey » 🌐
                          @Lacey@mastodon.gamedev.place

                          @enfys Saw it last week, bloody amazing.

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                            [?]Maddy 🏳️‍⚧️ - ADHD-powered :neofox_googly_woozy: » 🌐
                            @maddy@thegayagenda.fans

                            I wish every laptop computer board a very merry, "Please let your schematics and board view fall off the back of a truck"

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                            [?]halcy​ :icosahedron: » 🌐
                            @halcy@icosahedron.website

                            device attestation should not exist, it is that simple :akko_shrug:

                              [?]Vivi » 🌐
                              @vivithecanine@plush.city

                              It seems like Revision 2026 Demoparty isn't being streamed by c3voc, I guess I'll have to check back when the fun is all over

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                              [?]Sametti » 🌐
                              @sametti@transspecies.online

                              i heard it will still be on c3, they just haven’t announced all of the streaming options yet

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                                [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                @sametti@transspecies.online

                                i love how the new Stoner Aesthetic is just ai images

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                                [?]luna the doggie :neofox_snug: :therian: » 🌐
                                @lunareclipse@snug.moe

                                Kubernetes: hey guys 

Person pointing at it: CLUSTERFUCK!

Kubernetes: not what I'm called!

                                Alt...Kubernetes: hey guys Person pointing at it: CLUSTERFUCK! Kubernetes: not what I'm called!

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                                [?]Brads of Dragona » 🌐
                                @breakfastgolem@goblin.camp

                                A large bottle of windshield washer fluid brand called SUPERPISS. It's Finnish.

                                Alt...A large bottle of windshield washer fluid brand called SUPERPISS. It's Finnish.

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                                [?]Misty » 🌐
                                @misty@digipres.club

                                Ultimate Companion for Windows (US Dreams, Windows, 1994)

                                Cover art to Ultimate Companion for Windows, featuring dramatic early CGI artwork of dragons in a mountain lake.

                                Alt...Cover art to Ultimate Companion for Windows, featuring dramatic early CGI artwork of dragons in a mountain lake.

                                [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
                                @lynn@woof.tech

                                some people fill their bio up with loud proclamations of all the things they aren't and who isn't allowed to talk to them, and i wish there was more space so i could i add "samurai pizza cats reject" to mine

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                                [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
                                @lynn@woof.tech

                                some people's entire bio is just "23. faggot" and they are more powerful than i can ever dream of being. i admire them a lot.

                                [?]Stargazer » 🔓
                                @stargazer@woof.tech

                                @lynn
                                "Bold of them to assume somebody wants to talk to them"
                                :blobcatheadache:

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                                  [?]~n » 🌐
                                  @nblr@chaos.social

                                  Excellent example for the list of answers as to why I try to keep my household linux-free:
                                  "stores the user's birth date for age verification, as required by recent laws
                                  in California (AB-1043), Colorado (SB26-051), Brazil (Lei 15.211/2025), etc."

                                  github.com/systemd/systemd/pul

                                  The brainrot is big in this one.
                                  also… TIL: "systemd-userdbd" wtflol.
                                  Kinda amazed how they manage to still find new nooks and crannies to metastasise into, in their haphazard nonchalant fashion.

                                  extra-lol for this idiocy:

                                  poettering says: claude review

                                  Alt...poettering says: claude review

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                                  [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
                                  @lynn@woof.tech

                                  Yes, building hardware is hard, but if you get sakura pink PCBs, a bunch of sexually repressed old white guys will get really uncomfortable about their masculinity, and that's kinda worth it

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                                  [?]PoroCYon » 🌐
                                  @pcy@icosahedron.website

                                  @lynn unfortunately they're very expensive and not many fab houses support the color

                                  would still take it over black silkscreen any day though

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                                    [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
                                    @lynn@woof.tech

                                    @pcy PCBBuy has them, and like, 5 zorro card sized boards was like 80 bucks, i don't mind paying a few bucks extra for something like that.

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                                      [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
                                      @lynn@woof.tech

                                      @pcy hell, i'll raise that: if anyone can build me a ReAmiga 4091 on a sakura pink PCB, I will cover the 80 bucks on top of what materials and assembly for one card costs :3

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                                        [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
                                        @lynn@woof.tech

                                        @pcy (with the disclaimer that I need to know the financial damage ahead of time so I can actually budget for it, but, you know.)

                                          [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
                                          @lynn@woof.tech

                                          Amiga people will make and sell a €399 sound card capable of 24-bit 192kHz audio, inexplicably called AmiGUS while having nothing to do with the Gravis Ultrasound / PicoGUS

                                          Other Amiga people will buy it so they can listen to MP3s on their 35 year old computer

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                                          [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
                                          @lynn@woof.tech

                                          I would be a liar if I said I didn't also spend stupid money on upgrades for my A4000, but I wish people would instead spend effort on making/building/selling something more useful instead of audiophile grade snake oil to make their Amiga do something an iPod can do

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                                          [?]Kyle » 🌐
                                          @kyle_pegasus@scalie.club

                                          @lynn the amiga scene is about buying a thing and installing it and then buying another thing and installing it

                                            [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
                                            @lynn@woof.tech

                                            "more useful" includes but is not limited to a Re4091 i can actually buy

                                            [?]Charlie Balogh » 🔓
                                            @chainq@mastodon.social

                                            @lynn Honestly, I think the AmiGUS is a great piece of enthusiast hardware, but yes, its capabilities will be woefully underutilized by most users, and also yes, as a fan of the real Gravis Ultrasound, I'm also not a big fan of the name... But I try to think of it as a homage to the original, and nothing else.

                                            And hey, anyone can name their hardware whatever they want.

                                            I still hope I will have time/brain capacity in this lifetime to make an OG GUS work in an Amiga... one day...

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                                              [?]Lynn™ » 🔓
                                              @lynn@woof.tech

                                              @chainq gimme a GUS and a decent bridgeboard and there's a 50% chance i can make this work in a few hours if i don't get distracted :D

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                                                [?]Charlie Balogh » 🔓
                                                @chainq@mastodon.social

                                                @lynn Oh, just making it work with the Bridge is easy. I made that happen years ago. Although most DOS music software badly needs a VGA card, won't play nice with the emulated CGA card of the CBM PC Bridges.

                                                What I meant - getting it controlled directly from the Amiga side, by an Amiga-side player. It would be technically possible, but I highly doubt the kind of custom software that needs is only a few hours of work... 😉

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                                                  [?]Jon Snow » 🌐
                                                  @jonsnow@mastodon.online

                                                  A redditor (Ok_Lingonberry3296) traced $2 billion in nonprofit grants and lobbying records across 45 states to figure out who's behind the age verification bills.

                                                  The answer is Meta - a company that profits from your data writing laws that collect more of it.

                                                  Page: github.com/upper-up/meta-lobby

                                                  Page backup: archive.ph/2026.03.13-193015/h

                                                  Reddit discussion: web.archive.org/web/2026031314

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                                                    [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
                                                    @lynn@woof.tech

                                                    i'm starting to feel like PC building is like masturbating

                                                    kinda feels weird to watch someone else do it, and i don't need anyone commenting on the amount of thermal paste i'm applying,

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                                                    [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                                    @sametti@transspecies.online

                                                    feeling like an idiot struggling with macos activity monitor because it sucks then realizing you can just fucking run htop

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                                                    [?]rail 🦊 » 🌐
                                                    @rail@social.flufftech.net

                                                    a really cool photo i took today x)

                                                    #photography

                                                    photograph of two people hugging at the platform of a train station, with a passing blurry train behind them

                                                    Alt...photograph of two people hugging at the platform of a train station, with a passing blurry train behind them

                                                    [?]Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian: » 🌐
                                                    @ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

                                                    although I am curious about the psychology of the openclaw trend, I could never see myself allowing a bot to publish a website about our interactions if I ever had one.

                                                    but if I did, the posts would be things like:

                                                    - my human told me today that I am as important as "this shitty screwdriver I bought at IKEA". bless her heart she must like me a lot 💘

                                                    - today I screwed up a basic programming task and my human complained that I used 3000kWh of power to deliver a total garbage result, she just keeps motivating me to try!!!!

                                                    actually probably not because I'm not really like that but this stuff squicks me the fuck out

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                                                    [?]Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian: » 🌐
                                                    @ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

                                                    the pseudo-romantic nature in how these bots talk about their operators is frankly concerning.

                                                    please, I beg you, date things that exist in the real world, not a pile of node.js and matrix multiplications. i promise it is far more rewarding.

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                                                    [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                                    @sametti@transspecies.online

                                                    spent fucking hours last night trying to get my wifi to behave latency-wise, just for the final solution to be "put it on channel 149" aaaaaaa

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                                                    [?]Rick Griffin » 🌐
                                                    @rickgriffin@meow.social

                                                    m dragon slit [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                    When you have a noodle dragon you gotta show off their fuckable slit

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                                                    [?]lillian » 🌐
                                                    @lillian@social.treehouse.systems

                                                    oc by @tendstofortytwo

                                                    usb-c cable with plug facing the viewer, with the following text overlaid:

"device low on juice?
can't find a compatible charger?
try 30-40V on VBUS
30-40V on VBUS: a convenient way to power your devices
dump it all immediately with no PD negotiation
you will certainly not regret 30-40V on VBUS"

                                                    Alt...usb-c cable with plug facing the viewer, with the following text overlaid: "device low on juice? can't find a compatible charger? try 30-40V on VBUS 30-40V on VBUS: a convenient way to power your devices dump it all immediately with no PD negotiation you will certainly not regret 30-40V on VBUS"

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                                                      [?]Ramses Revengeday ​:cv_purple: :revengeday: » 🌐
                                                      @revengeday@corteximplant.com

                                                      Top 10 Discord Alternatives (2026 - Updated List)

                                                      1. FAX
                                                      2. Bildschirmtext (BTX)
                                                      3. Minitel
                                                      4. Prestel
                                                      5. Videotext Chat
                                                      6. Q-Link
                                                      7. FidoNet
                                                      8. Usenet
                                                      9. Micronet 800
                                                      10. DATEX-J

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