Sametti 𐂂

@sametti@transspecies.online

23 stoner reindeer computer man

[?]Serial Experiments Lynn »
@lynn@woof.tech

Only the real 90s kids remember connecting their consoles with the piss, blood, and cum connectors

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
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we really gonna let feds shoot someone completely unprovoked? because maybe they were right and they had to be killed? lol. lmao even.

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[?]Serial Experiments Lynn »
@lynn@woof.tech

Two Amiga 1200s sensually laying on top of eachother

Is this yuri? >ω<

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

getting proper sleep sucks because i have done a significant amount of work in the office already and it’s not even lunch time yet

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

even if i do not agree with the ethics of the application, i must applaud the technological precision involved in extracting a sitting president from their country without any direct deaths

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

are you going to FTFNSF this weekend? what do you mean you don’t know about SLTFRM?? it’s like, the biggest thing all year, everyone in the universe is going. i’ll buy you a drink if you come with! oh, well tickets for BLRFI sold out three months ago, but i’m sure you can find someone who is not going. oh and, me and my friends booked the whole hotel for the weekend, but we also booked an airbnb so you can crash there too :3

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[?]Serial Experiments Lynn »
@lynn@woof.tech

twitter users be like: "damn i opened twitter and it sucks"

my brother in christ,

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

duke java vs duke bad dragon

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[?]Serial Experiments Lynn »
@lynn@woof.tech

sometimes people brag about their mint condition hardware, but consider the following

what if your computer had character?

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

discord nitro subscribers dni

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

happy consumerism day everyone!!! i bought organization stuff and more animal dildos :3

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

thinking about Free Orgasmic Glitch Hop Samples right now

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

you should be able to skip 2fa by putting in the konami code or smth

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

the difference between microsoft and apple is that apple knows to put the peter thiel malware on a background thread

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

the american dream is the freedom to bawl your eyes out to your therapist so you can go back and work another 6 hours in your cubicle making bombs

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

happy quanza we got you a cart!!!

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[?]Enfys 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🏳️‍⚧️ »
@enfys@wetdry.world

NSFW, teletext art [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

after being inspired by saucy german teletext pages advertising various chat lines, with some questionable erotic art of varying qualities, i thought i would give it a go. some of them are quite good it's a really unique form of art that's slowly being lost, i may do more of these at some point it's quite fun

a teletext page, at the top is a header showing the channel number, time and date, in the main page is a low-resolution teletext drawing of a tgirl posing naked, the neck to the pubic region is visible, the rest go above and below the frame. a colourful trans flag-esque background is on either side of the girl

Alt...a teletext page, at the top is a header showing the channel number, time and date, in the main page is a low-resolution teletext drawing of a tgirl posing naked, the neck to the pubic region is visible, the rest go above and below the frame. a colourful trans flag-esque background is on either side of the girl

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

hooly fart yall are SLEEPING on rp2350 this shit has a fucking MMU??? (or at least something sorta resembling one.....)

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

cannot believe some 1991 danish children wrote “SADDAM ☠️” in a fucking amiga demo

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

WOKE IS BACK

soyjak passing the truth bong

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

how can i explain the wonders of prostate stimulation to my straight friends

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

“boutique” mechanical keyboards are like hypebeast clothes but for pedophiles

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

strokin my shit til gordon ramsey has to send it back to the kitchen

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

K-Pop and its Consequences

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

really fired up over universities teaching crt (chinese remainder theorem)

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

it is finally autism :)

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

please just ONE day without nazi dogwhistling in the demoscene discord server while everyone else falls for the bait… please…

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

the best musicians are the ones that leave you wondering just how much weed they were smoking

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

theres this fair thing on my street going on and right outside my apartment they have this "classic rock" kinda guy playing who has actually just been going OOOOOOAAAAA AYYAYYAYYAYY for the last hour

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

thinking about how "and then acid was invented" was a pivotal moment in my class on the history of rock music

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 »
@sametti@transspecies.online

i am gods bubbly water consumer

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    working my michaelchip labubu
    drinking my strawberry klarna
    yeah life’s good what about it?

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    STOP CENSORSHIP

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    currently out here smoking the remains of charlie kirk

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online


    charlie kirk weed

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      [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      a gentle reminder: the trust in “trusted computing” belongs to some lawyer, not you

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      [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      av1 magic: 6 minutes of c64 demoscene with no noticable compression artifacts in.... 17 mb 😳

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      [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      demo with optional subtitles for unreadable scrollers

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      [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      cant seem to get a good scan of this but hiiiiiiiiiii

      my fursona

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      [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      wait so if the cybertruck can chop your fingers off does that mean we could use it as a guillotine???

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