Sametti

@sametti@transspecies.online

24 stoner reindeer computer man
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[?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
@sametti@transspecies.online

wait are console games too big for discs now because would have to pack the entire pso cache for every console sku 😭😭😭

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[?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
@sametti@transspecies.online

thinking again about how ipfs was a conceptually solid idea but crypto bros had to completely fuck over the execution

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[?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
@sametti@transspecies.online

i keep imagining it conceptually as "p2p decentralized cloudflare" which tbh sounds absolutely awesome. because you get the big win that cloudflare offers (global caching) without the risk of putting all your eggs in one basket. no more "cloudflare is down" and no threat of "cloudflare doesnt like your content so they arent gonna serve it"

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    [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    and being content addressed is icing on the cake. its a slick way to make the whole decentralized thing work while also having some guarantee that you are getting the content that you requested without alteration. now add in some public key signature scheme.... 🤤

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      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      smoking that dow chemical pack

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      [?]Arson Copperflame [they/it/he/any] » 🌐
      @nzbr@chaos.social

      Why does the SSH keygen not play cool chiptune music?

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      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      i need charlie and the chocolate factory to go public domain so i can call a weed strain the everlasting gobstopper

      [?]mcc [she/her] » 🌐
      @mcc@mastodon.social

      My problem. Is that I have the capacity to write my own open source replacement for any one single software program that goes bad. But if all the software goes bad at the same time. I do not have the capacity to rewrite all of them.

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      [?]mcc [she/her] » 🌐
      @mcc@mastodon.social

      I look at projects like uxn/100rabbits, who applied retrocomputing ideas to actually write an entire self-contained software environment where they wrote minimal versions of all the tools they need. And I respect that a *lot*. But they spent years on that. And I'm starting now. I didn't realize I'd have to do this. I foolishly assumed I could spend my spare years on frivolities like "creating art" instead of preparing for the software apocalypse. Shoulda prepared for the software apocalypse. idk

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      [?]mcc [she/her] » 🌐
      @mcc@mastodon.social

      RE: mastodon.social/@emaytch/11724

      It's shockingly easy to forget how quickly Linux went from "zero" to "basically passable end user OS". This didn't happen between 1991 and 2025. It happened between 1991 and like, 1997. And it was with a much smaller community than is potentially available on the Internet today.

      We can replace Linux. It's only an organizing problem.

      [?]margot [she/her] » 🌐
      @emaytch@mastodon.social

      @mcc it feels weird bc it essentially feels like we’re reapproaching a point where computer ppl need to relearn organizing skills that ppl had to do to make these things happen in the 70s, 80s, 90s, that we thought were all just solved problems already.

      or adjusting to different realities, whether that’s resigning ourselves to the status quo, or working with projects thay don’t do exactly what we want or need, so we have to adjust ourselves to the tools in the meantime

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        [?]Brian Swetland » 🔓
        @swetland@chaos.social

        @mcc A thought on replacing Linux... one could start putting together a desired common userspace stack (core libraries, languages, runtimes, tools, etc) sitting on top of a bare bones linux distro (whichever works best / is least objectionable) in parallel with building or adapting a new kernel to support the same userspace stack. I feel like one area that is worth exploring to make a potential next-open-platform more robust long term is simplifying and unifying a core userspace stack for it.

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          [?]mcc [she/her] » 🔓
          @mcc@mastodon.social

          @swetland A thing important to me is like… when I use Linux I put up with a whole bunch of bullshit because I get an interoperating ecosystem out of it.

          I *hate* sh scripting. I need a system with sh scripting because that gets me the ecosystem.

          Now the ecosystem is a problem. If you want to rewrite/fork everything (either to get rid of "AI" or to get rid of C) the Unix philosophy is your enemy. Easier to fork a few big tools than hundreds of small ones.

          …Does that mean I can/should kill sh?

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            [?]Vivi [he/they] » 🔓
            @vivithecanine@plush.city

            @mcc @swetland for cross compilation reasons I don't know if you could kill perl, sh, or python. What do you envision filling in the slot?

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              [?]mcc [she/her] » 🔓
              @mcc@mastodon.social

              @vivithecanine @swetland I love perl. I'd love just using perl for scripting instead of bash/cut/sed/etc. I do not think in good conscience I can create a situation where other people are forced to use perl because of my decisions.

              I think python is very good and is better for shell scripts than people expect if you use subprocess2 and have a good wrapper function for it. But if the goal is avoiding programs with "AI" contributions, I don't know what I can expect out of Python on that near term

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                [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                @sametti@transspecies.online

                i want to meet whoever got 🫃 in the unicode emoji set

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                [?]Tay [she / it / they / any (if funny)] » 🌐
                @tay@transfem.social

                𓀨 he is making a computer chip
                𓂐 bad airplane pilot
                𓃰 elephant!!!
                𓇰 robot gripper!
                𓇴 snake attempting to steal a cymbal
                𓈝 television!
                𓈲 how are they balancing all that?
                𓉪 the snakes have eaten the transistor.
                𓋲 swingset!!
                𓎃 bowling pin
                𓎚 WRENCH!!!
                𓏞 traffic light!

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                [?]highly praised and little read » 🌐
                @hannah@posts.rat.pictures

                Many of you

                A bumper sticker reading “please be patient, i’m a dog”

                Alt...A bumper sticker reading “please be patient, i’m a dog”

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                [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                @sametti@transspecies.online

                smoking that shit that makes you derp

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                [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                @sametti@transspecies.online

                i got BBL (bellybutton lint)

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                [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                @sametti@transspecies.online

                i love discovering a piece of software that does exactly what i want (xnview) and then finding out it originated in the 90s on an atari

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                [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                @sametti@transspecies.online

                begging costco to sell a Kirkland Signature Power Amplifier

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                [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                @sametti@transspecies.online

                i will forever be grateful for the amount of wisdom bigclive has taught regarding shitty chinese electronics. plugged in my bike lights to charge, saw no charging leds, and immediately knew “aha this piece of shit doesn’t have resistors on the cc pins, lemme go find a dumb charger brick”

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                [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                @sametti@transspecies.online

                tfw you discover the greatest jungle track in history but the amen break needs to be 3x as loud

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7guqtRCfCo8

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                [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                @sametti@transspecies.online

                or maybe its just meant to be listened to really fucking loud idk

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                  [?]Library of Blursed Texts » 🌐
                  @blursedtexts@jorts.horse

                  Shoplifting

                  I am austistic and my
special interest is
shopliiting. But
unfortunately, we live
in an ableist society
where this is frowned
upon. :(

                  Alt...I am austistic and my special interest is shopliiting. But unfortunately, we live in an ableist society where this is frowned upon. :(

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                  [?]dmiException 💽 @ MRMCD [they/them (or she/her)] » 🌐
                  @domi@donotsta.re

                  observation. in programming / computing, there’s a hundred people who want to tell you that You’re Doing It Wrong even before you started, especially if you’re young (or glob forbid, queer!)

                  in videography (which I’m enjoying right now) you can show others an absolutely unhinged setup that looks like it may fall apart at any moment, and they’ll still be like “oh gosh, this is cool!”

                  i think that we, as IT people, have a lot to learn in not speaking up unless you have something nice to say

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                  [?]N33R "violently concerning" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: [any/all but I will silenty judge you if you use the wrong ones] » 🌐
                  @N33R@fops.cloud

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                  [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                  @sametti@transspecies.online

                  currently in love with the raw alpha energy of openbsd distributing updates as binary patches

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                  [?]mathew » 🌐
                  @mathew@universeodon.com

                  Satirical "Debian Democratic Ballot" labeled "For maintainers only":

Q: Should Debian welcome LLM-generated code into the distribution?

Options:

[ ] Yes
[ ] Hell yes
[ ] Also yes
[ ] Yes (as long as someone has looked at the code)
[ ] Not yet*

*This option must receive 75% of the votes in order to pass

                  Alt...Satirical "Debian Democratic Ballot" labeled "For maintainers only": Q: Should Debian welcome LLM-generated code into the distribution? Options: [ ] Yes [ ] Hell yes [ ] Also yes [ ] Yes (as long as someone has looked at the code) [ ] Not yet* *This option must receive 75% of the votes in order to pass

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                  [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                  @sametti@transspecies.online

                  where to buy gray market deerosterone

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                  [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                  @sametti@transspecies.online

                  illinois pack got me geeked out of my mind ngl

                  [?]N33R "violently concerning" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: [any/all but I will silenty judge you if you use the wrong ones] » 🌐
                  @N33R@fops.cloud

                  beginners say "I use Arch btw"
                  pros don't even have to say it, everyone can tell

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                  [?]Lisbeth🩸🦇 » 🌐
                  @TechUr@shitposter.world

                  @N33R

                  The pro in question:

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                    [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                    @sametti@transspecies.online

                    WHERE can i get that java sticker

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                      [?]N33R "violently concerning" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: [any/all but I will silenty judge you if you use the wrong ones] » 🌐
                      @N33R@fops.cloud

                      it's "give your sister a ketamine addiction Sunday"

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                      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                      worlds first trans fem chud

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                      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                      why does the alt right looooove saying asterisk taps the sign asterisk

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                      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                      i hate putting it like this but it’s just so fucking cringy, like yeah using reddit meme phrases from 10 years ago is definitely gonna get me to agree to your shitty ideology that you are trying to peddle as fact

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                        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                        @sametti@transspecies.online

                        how do i teach myself to enjoy working on hobby projects instead of playing factorio

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                        [?]Drew DeVault [he/him] » 🌐
                        @drew@social.freebitcoin.gay

                        Changes to SourceHut's terms of service regarding LLMs

                        https://sourcehut.org/blog/2026-08-27-tos-changes-and-llms/

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                        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                        @sametti@transspecies.online

                        hmmm

                        my iphone corrected “normies” to “mormons”

                        Alt...my iphone corrected “normies” to “mormons”

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                        [?]Ninji » 🌐
                        @Ninji@wuffs.org

                        in the interests of openness and transparency, I have prepared this report about my time in Germany for last week. please let me know if there’s any more info you want to see 🫡

                        a very gaudy infographic using lots of Comic Sans and neon colours, titled “Trip Report: Ninji at Eurofurence 30”

- 40 card transactions (averaging 15,24€), including 2€ for public bathrooms
- 14 hot chocolates (2 on most days, 1 on Tuesday and Monday, 4 on Thursday)
- nobody mentioned Animal Crossing to me (I’m finally free)
- times I used my laptop after carting it to Germany: Zero
- good dogs spotted: too many to count
- panels attended: 1 (Fediverse meetup)
- 37 rides on Voi vehicles, totalling 215 minutes (35 on e-bikes, 2 on scooters)
- Snooze Stats: shortest sleep 3h42m (Monday AM), longest sleep 6h47m (Wednesday AM), average sleep 5h6m
- a screenshot of my sleep stats shows that I went to bed around 4am most nights, except Sunday AM where I went to bed after 5am

                        Alt...a very gaudy infographic using lots of Comic Sans and neon colours, titled “Trip Report: Ninji at Eurofurence 30” - 40 card transactions (averaging 15,24€), including 2€ for public bathrooms - 14 hot chocolates (2 on most days, 1 on Tuesday and Monday, 4 on Thursday) - nobody mentioned Animal Crossing to me (I’m finally free) - times I used my laptop after carting it to Germany: Zero - good dogs spotted: too many to count - panels attended: 1 (Fediverse meetup) - 37 rides on Voi vehicles, totalling 215 minutes (35 on e-bikes, 2 on scooters) - Snooze Stats: shortest sleep 3h42m (Monday AM), longest sleep 6h47m (Wednesday AM), average sleep 5h6m - a screenshot of my sleep stats shows that I went to bed around 4am most nights, except Sunday AM where I went to bed after 5am

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                          [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                          @sametti@transspecies.online

                          can we get more detailed distribution stats on the card transactions? surely there’s a large dealers den purchase hiding in that average… i know there is in mine 😭

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                            [?]Ninji » 🌐
                            @Ninji@wuffs.org

                            @sametti i actually didn’t end up buying anything in the DD :( I only got to go in on the last day, and the stuff I was interested in was all sold out

                            but there is one large purchase from when I went to the local gay paraphernalia shop and got a new chain collar, a T-shirt and a tank top

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                              [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                              @sametti@transspecies.online

                              why did they send me this

                              email from linkedin suggesting that i follow obama

                              Alt...email from linkedin suggesting that i follow obama

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                              [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                              @sametti@transspecies.online

                              white guys act so macho and tough until you get five of them waiting to use the bathroom on a transatlantic flight and they all look at you with puppy dog eyes

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                              [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                              @sametti@transspecies.online

                              are you really a hamburger if you don’t dunk your currywurst in the eurofurence green

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                              [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                              @sametti@transspecies.online

                              ef was a blast btw but i think that goes without saying

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                                [?]Amber :neodog_box: [She/Her] » 🌐
                                @puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social

                                lmao

                                a tumblr post by ntrider with the text "noncon friendship" it is reblogged by sonyvegas9 with the text "coworkers"

                                Alt...a tumblr post by ntrider with the text "noncon friendship" it is reblogged by sonyvegas9 with the text "coworkers"

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                                  [?]pesco » 🌐
                                  @pesco@bsd.network

                                  ~ party release ~
                                  I recreated the Commodore 64 Programmer's Reference Guide, Chapter 5 in troff(1).
                                  Learn yourself 6502/C64 assembly!
                                  Print-ready PDFs included.
                                  Please share!

                                  pesco.de/c64/prg/

                                  /ht @evoke

                                  book held open on a page of tables showing 6502 instructions.

                                  Alt...book held open on a page of tables showing 6502 instructions.

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                                    [?]Spikiii (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her] » 🌐
                                    @Spikiii@tech.lgbt

                                    I love hanging out and drawing with friends because it produces absolutely unhinged things like this:

                                    Garfield (the cat), but with a *ahem* well endowed human body. She's leaning on a table next to a plate of lasagna, making eye contact with the camera, and saying "The only thing I love more than lasagna is my T4T polycule!" She's wearing a collar and a particularly low cut tank top with some pins on it: a trans flag, a lesbian pride flag pin with a piece of lasagna in the middle of it and text that says "les / agna", a doodle of Hatsune Miku, and a pride flag made of colors picked from a photograph of lasagna.

                                    Alt...Garfield (the cat), but with a *ahem* well endowed human body. She's leaning on a table next to a plate of lasagna, making eye contact with the camera, and saying "The only thing I love more than lasagna is my T4T polycule!" She's wearing a collar and a particularly low cut tank top with some pins on it: a trans flag, a lesbian pride flag pin with a piece of lasagna in the middle of it and text that says "les / agna", a doodle of Hatsune Miku, and a pride flag made of colors picked from a photograph of lasagna.

                                    [?]mcc [she/her] » 🌐
                                    @mcc@mastodon.social

                                    Cyclical bisexual who is constantly monitoring her own Kinsey number, and dyes her hair blue when she's feeling it for women and brown on months she's interested in men

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                                    [?]mcc [she/her] » 🌐
                                    @mcc@mastodon.social

                                    This system helps prevent misunderstandings at the club

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                                    [?]mcc [she/her] » 🌐
                                    @mcc@mastodon.social

                                    LOL remember caring and talking about Kinsey numbers? Remember when you still believed in gender

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                                    [?]🍚 » 🌐
                                    @rice@girlcock.club

                                    nsfw nudity, sex [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                    old mouse titjob comic 🍕

                                    Mouse titjob, she's embarrassed about it

                                    Alt...Mouse titjob, she's embarrassed about it

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                                      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                                      how many marco reps are in a marco set

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                                      [?]N33R "violently concerning" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: [any/all but I will silenty judge you if you use the wrong ones] » 🌐
                                      @N33R@fops.cloud

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                                      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                                      quirk chungus in search of a quirk chungette

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                                      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                                      @sametti@transspecies.online

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