Sametti 𐂂

@sametti@transspecies.online

23 stoner reindeer computer man
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[?]dracula flow » 🤖
@dracula@popbob.wtf

The Zaza got me talking like Pingu

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[?]Serial Experiments Lynn »
@lynn@woof.tech

twitter users be like: "damn i opened twitter and it sucks"

my brother in christ,

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[?]kieran »
@kieran@hom.ph

@lynn this is my surprise face

    [?]pissgasm truther »
    @lamb@girlcock.club

    fuck that lovense buttplug shit, when are they gonna invent a device that lets me tickle someone via an app

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    [?]pissgasm truther »
    @lamb@girlcock.club

    tired: "you look like a bottom"
    wired: "you look like you're ticklish"

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    [?]pissgasm truther »
    @lamb@girlcock.club

    I don't need any jerk off instructions. I figured out how to do it years ago actually.

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    duke java vs duke bad dragon

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    [?]Gabriele Svelto »
    @gabrielesvelto@mas.to

    just one more USB port bro. i promise bro just one more port and we'll plug all the dongles bro. just one more port. please just one more bro. one more port and we can fit all the peripherals bro. bro c'mon just one more port. bro bro please just one more

    A green motherboard with 36 USB ports on the back, arranged in 8 groups of four each, plus two more under an Ethernet port and two more under a PS/2 one

    Alt...A green motherboard with 36 USB ports on the back, arranged in 8 groups of four each, plus two more under an Ethernet port and two more under a PS/2 one

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    [?]Serial Experiments Lynn »
    @lynn@woof.tech

    sometimes people brag about their mint condition hardware, but consider the following

    what if your computer had character?

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    discord nitro subscribers dni

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    happy consumerism day everyone!!! i bought organization stuff and more animal dildos :3

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    thinking about Free Orgasmic Glitch Hop Samples right now

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    you should be able to skip 2fa by putting in the konami code or smth

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    the difference between microsoft and apple is that apple knows to put the peter thiel malware on a background thread

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    the american dream is the freedom to bawl your eyes out to your therapist so you can go back and work another 6 hours in your cubicle making bombs

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    happy quanza we got you a cart!!!

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    [?]Enfys 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔜 RSync 2026 »
    @enfys@wetdry.world

    NSFW, teletext art [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

    after being inspired by saucy german teletext pages advertising various chat lines, with some questionable erotic art of varying qualities, i thought i would give it a go. some of them are quite good it's a really unique form of art that's slowly being lost, i may do more of these at some point it's quite fun

    a teletext page, at the top is a header showing the channel number, time and date, in the main page is a low-resolution teletext drawing of a tgirl posing naked, the neck to the pubic region is visible, the rest go above and below the frame. a colourful trans flag-esque background is on either side of the girl

    Alt...a teletext page, at the top is a header showing the channel number, time and date, in the main page is a low-resolution teletext drawing of a tgirl posing naked, the neck to the pubic region is visible, the rest go above and below the frame. a colourful trans flag-esque background is on either side of the girl

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    hooly fart yall are SLEEPING on rp2350 this shit has a fucking MMU??? (or at least something sorta resembling one.....)

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    cannot believe some 1991 danish children wrote “SADDAM ☠️” in a fucking amiga demo

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    WOKE IS BACK

    soyjak passing the truth bong

    Alt...soyjak passing the truth bong

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    how can i explain the wonders of prostate stimulation to my straight friends

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    “boutique” mechanical keyboards are like hypebeast clothes but for pedophiles

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    strokin my shit til gordon ramsey has to send it back to the kitchen

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    K-Pop and its Consequences

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    really fired up over universities teaching crt (chinese remainder theorem)

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    it is finally autism :)

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    please just ONE day without nazi dogwhistling in the demoscene discord server while everyone else falls for the bait… please…

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    the best musicians are the ones that leave you wondering just how much weed they were smoking

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    theres this fair thing on my street going on and right outside my apartment they have this "classic rock" kinda guy playing who has actually just been going OOOOOOAAAAA AYYAYYAYYAYY for the last hour

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    thinking about how "and then acid was invented" was a pivotal moment in my class on the history of rock music

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    [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    i am gods bubbly water consumer

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      [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      working my michaelchip labubu
      drinking my strawberry klarna
      yeah life’s good what about it?

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      [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      STOP CENSORSHIP

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      [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      currently out here smoking the remains of charlie kirk

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      [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
      @sametti@transspecies.online


      charlie kirk weed

      Alt...charlie kirk weed

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        [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        a gentle reminder: the trust in “trusted computing” belongs to some lawyer, not you

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        [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        av1 magic: 6 minutes of c64 demoscene with no noticable compression artifacts in.... 17 mb 😳

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        [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        demo with optional subtitles for unreadable scrollers

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        [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        cant seem to get a good scan of this but hiiiiiiiiiii

        my fursona

        Alt...my fursona

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        [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        wait so if the cybertruck can chop your fingers off does that mean we could use it as a guillotine???

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        [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        grilgus

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        [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        i wonder how much balatro mobile i can fit during compiles at work

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        [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        crd endmilling the emmc before trying to dump the bios (its definitely just on a spi flash chip) actually made me a bit angry hahaha

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          chicagoooo

          [pentax me super, smc pentax-a 50mm f/1.7, kodak pro image 100]

          the streets of chicago

          Alt...the streets of chicago

          my partner in a condo

          Alt...my partner in a condo

          the chicago skyline

          Alt...the chicago skyline

          many people playing volleyball at sunset

          Alt...many people playing volleyball at sunset

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 »
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          on that wizardly shit

          an “alchemy” thc cart

          Alt...an “alchemy” thc cart

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