Sametti 𐂂

@sametti@transspecies.online

23 stoner reindeer computer man

[?]rail 🦊 »
@rail@social.flufftech.net

a really cool photo i took today x)

#photography

photograph of two people hugging at the platform of a train station, with a passing blurry train behind them

Alt...photograph of two people hugging at the platform of a train station, with a passing blurry train behind them

[?]Alexis Β»
@LexYeen@plush.city

furry horntpost adjacent, idle thought [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

is it technically still cuckoldry if the wife is getting fucked by a hyena lady who had the husband jizz in her pseudo-penis first?

[?]Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian: »
@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

although I am curious about the psychology of the openclaw trend, I could never see myself allowing a bot to publish a website about our interactions if I ever had one.

but if I did, the posts would be things like:

- my human told me today that I am as important as "this shitty screwdriver I bought at IKEA". bless her heart she must like me a lot πŸ’˜

- today I screwed up a basic programming task and my human complained that I used 3000kWh of power to deliver a total garbage result, she just keeps motivating me to try!!!!

actually probably not because I'm not really like that but this stuff squicks me the fuck out

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[?]Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian: »
@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

the pseudo-romantic nature in how these bots talk about their operators is frankly concerning.

please, I beg you, date things that exist in the real world, not a pile of node.js and matrix multiplications. i promise it is far more rewarding.

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[?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
@sametti@transspecies.online

spent fucking hours last night trying to get my wifi to behave latency-wise, just for the final solution to be "put it on channel 149" aaaaaaa

[?]Rick Griffin Β»
@rickgriffin@meow.social

m dragon slit [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

When you have a noodle dragon you gotta show off their fuckable slit

[?]lillian Β»
@lillian@social.treehouse.systems

oc by @tendstofortytwo

usb-c cable with plug facing the viewer, with the following text overlaid:

"device low on juice?
can't find a compatible charger?
try 30-40V on VBUS
30-40V on VBUS: a convenient way to power your devices
dump it all immediately with no PD negotiation
you will certainly not regret 30-40V on VBUS"

Alt...usb-c cable with plug facing the viewer, with the following text overlaid: "device low on juice? can't find a compatible charger? try 30-40V on VBUS 30-40V on VBUS: a convenient way to power your devices dump it all immediately with no PD negotiation you will certainly not regret 30-40V on VBUS"

    [?]Ramses Revengeday ​:cv_purple: :revengeday: Β»
    @revengeday@corteximplant.com

    Top 10 Discord Alternatives (2026 - Updated List)

    1. FAX
    2. Bildschirmtext (BTX)
    3. Minitel
    4. Prestel
    5. Videotext Chat
    6. Q-Link
    7. FidoNet
    8. Usenet
    9. Micronet 800
    10. DATEX-J

    [?]taco, bird/cat :verified420: Β»
    @chirpbirb@meow.social

    we can all abandon discord! just use stoat chat. it's on revolt. we're on delta chat. group's on matrix. it's on signal. signal has it for you.

    Vivi boosted

    [?]Chaos Β»
    @chaosthief@mastoart.social

    Now that's the look I was going for! :blobfoxcute:

    Still using the chiang model as a base but adding extra control with a medulla cortex split, both having extra diffuse layers and allowing full roughness control. On top also a diffuse layer with normal transfer and additional specular layers.
    I might write up a more detailed explanation later once I get it all cleanly set up.

    3D render of an anthropomorphic fennec fox with round purple glasses.

    Alt...3D render of an anthropomorphic fennec fox with round purple glasses.

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      [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      begging for a writeup on this!! ive tried a couple times to get good looking fur in blender but have never succeeded myself :(

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        [?]Chaos Β»
        @chaosthief@mastoart.social

        @sametti I still need to do more tests and fine-tuning on the shader but I plan to release it with a proper how and why explanation.

        If you struggle with hair grooming in general, I held a talk at last year's Blender Conference about my approach to creating hair.

        youtube.com/watch?v=ZrBbNhCgGww

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          grok how do i stop stimming my iphon

          [?]Serial Experiments Lynn Β»
          @lynn@woof.tech

          Only the real 90s kids remember connecting their consoles with the piss, blood, and cum connectors

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          we really gonna let feds shoot someone completely unprovoked? because maybe they were right and they had to be killed? lol. lmao even.

          [?]Serial Experiments Lynn Β»
          @lynn@woof.tech

          Two Amiga 1200s sensually laying on top of eachother

          Is this yuri? >Ο‰<

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          getting proper sleep sucks because i have done a significant amount of work in the office already and it’s not even lunch time yet

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          even if i do not agree with the ethics of the application, i must applaud the technological precision involved in extracting a sitting president from their country without any direct deaths

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          are you going to FTFNSF this weekend? what do you mean you don’t know about SLTFRM?? it’s like, the biggest thing all year, everyone in the universe is going. i’ll buy you a drink if you come with! oh, well tickets for BLRFI sold out three months ago, but i’m sure you can find someone who is not going. oh and, me and my friends booked the whole hotel for the weekend, but we also booked an airbnb so you can crash there too :3

          [?]Serial Experiments Lynn Β»
          @lynn@woof.tech

          twitter users be like: "damn i opened twitter and it sucks"

          my brother in christ,

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          duke java vs duke bad dragon

          [?]Serial Experiments Lynn Β»
          @lynn@woof.tech

          sometimes people brag about their mint condition hardware, but consider the following

          what if your computer had character?

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          discord nitro subscribers dni

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          happy consumerism day everyone!!! i bought organization stuff and more animal dildos :3

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          thinking about Free Orgasmic Glitch Hop Samples right now

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          you should be able to skip 2fa by putting in the konami code or smth

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          the difference between microsoft and apple is that apple knows to put the peter thiel malware on a background thread

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          the american dream is the freedom to bawl your eyes out to your therapist so you can go back and work another 6 hours in your cubicle making bombs

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          happy quanza we got you a cart!!!

          [?]Enfys 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ πŸ”œ Revision Β»
          @enfys@wetdry.world

          NSFW, teletext art [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

          after being inspired by saucy german teletext pages advertising various chat lines, with some questionable erotic art of varying qualities, i thought i would give it a go. some of them are quite good it's a really unique form of art that's slowly being lost, i may do more of these at some point it's quite fun

          a teletext page, at the top is a header showing the channel number, time and date, in the main page is a low-resolution teletext drawing of a tgirl posing naked, the neck to the pubic region is visible, the rest go above and below the frame. a colourful trans flag-esque background is on either side of the girl

          Alt...a teletext page, at the top is a header showing the channel number, time and date, in the main page is a low-resolution teletext drawing of a tgirl posing naked, the neck to the pubic region is visible, the rest go above and below the frame. a colourful trans flag-esque background is on either side of the girl

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          hooly fart yall are SLEEPING on rp2350 this shit has a fucking MMU??? (or at least something sorta resembling one.....)

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          cannot believe some 1991 danish children wrote β€œSADDAM β˜ οΈβ€ in a fucking amiga demo

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          WOKE IS BACK

          soyjak passing the truth bong

          Alt...soyjak passing the truth bong

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          how can i explain the wonders of prostate stimulation to my straight friends

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          β€œboutique” mechanical keyboards are like hypebeast clothes but for pedophiles

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          strokin my shit til gordon ramsey has to send it back to the kitchen

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          K-Pop and its Consequences

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          really fired up over universities teaching crt (chinese remainder theorem)

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          it is finally autism :)

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          please just ONE day without nazi dogwhistling in the demoscene discord server while everyone else falls for the bait… please…

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          the best musicians are the ones that leave you wondering just how much weed they were smoking

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          [?]Sametti 𐂂 Β»
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          theres this fair thing on my street going on and right outside my apartment they have this "classic rock" kinda guy playing who has actually just been going OOOOOOAAAAA AYYAYYAYYAYY for the last hour

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