Sametti

@sametti@transspecies.online

23 stoner reindeer computer man
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[?]luna the doggie :neofox_snug: :therian: » 🌐
@lunareclipse@snug.moe

Kubernetes: hey guys 

Person pointing at it: CLUSTERFUCK!

Kubernetes: not what I'm called!

Alt...Kubernetes: hey guys Person pointing at it: CLUSTERFUCK! Kubernetes: not what I'm called!

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[?]Brad Gateway of the 502 Errors » 🌐
@breakfastgolem@goblin.camp

A large bottle of windshield washer fluid brand called SUPERPISS. It's Finnish.

Alt...A large bottle of windshield washer fluid brand called SUPERPISS. It's Finnish.

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[?]Misty » 🌐
@misty@digipres.club

Ultimate Companion for Windows (US Dreams, Windows, 1994)

Cover art to Ultimate Companion for Windows, featuring dramatic early CGI artwork of dragons in a mountain lake.

Alt...Cover art to Ultimate Companion for Windows, featuring dramatic early CGI artwork of dragons in a mountain lake.

[?]Lynn™ » 🌐
@lynn@woof.tech

some people fill their bio up with loud proclamations of all the things they aren't and who isn't allowed to talk to them, and i wish there was more space so i could i add "samurai pizza cats reject" to mine

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[?]Lynn™ » 🌐
@lynn@woof.tech

some people's entire bio is just "23. faggot" and they are more powerful than i can ever dream of being. i admire them a lot.

[?]Stargazer » 🔓
@stargazer@woof.tech

@lynn
"Bold of them to assume somebody wants to talk to them"
:blobcatheadache:

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    [?]~n » 🌐
    @nblr@chaos.social

    Excellent example for the list of answers as to why I try to keep my household linux-free:
    "stores the user's birth date for age verification, as required by recent laws
    in California (AB-1043), Colorado (SB26-051), Brazil (Lei 15.211/2025), etc."

    github.com/systemd/systemd/pul

    The brainrot is big in this one.
    also… TIL: "systemd-userdbd" wtflol.
    Kinda amazed how they manage to still find new nooks and crannies to metastasise into, in their haphazard nonchalant fashion.

    extra-lol for this idiocy:

    poettering says: claude review

    Alt...poettering says: claude review

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    [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
    @lynn@woof.tech

    Yes, building hardware is hard, but if you get sakura pink PCBs, a bunch of sexually repressed old white guys will get really uncomfortable about their masculinity, and that's kinda worth it

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    [?]PoroCYon » 🌐
    @pcy@icosahedron.website

    @lynn unfortunately they're very expensive and not many fab houses support the color

    would still take it over black silkscreen any day though

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      [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
      @lynn@woof.tech

      @pcy PCBBuy has them, and like, 5 zorro card sized boards was like 80 bucks, i don't mind paying a few bucks extra for something like that.

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        [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
        @lynn@woof.tech

        @pcy hell, i'll raise that: if anyone can build me a ReAmiga 4091 on a sakura pink PCB, I will cover the 80 bucks on top of what materials and assembly for one card costs :3

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          [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
          @lynn@woof.tech

          @pcy (with the disclaimer that I need to know the financial damage ahead of time so I can actually budget for it, but, you know.)

            [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
            @lynn@woof.tech

            Amiga people will make and sell a €399 sound card capable of 24-bit 192kHz audio, inexplicably called AmiGUS while having nothing to do with the Gravis Ultrasound / PicoGUS

            Other Amiga people will buy it so they can listen to MP3s on their 35 year old computer

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            [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
            @lynn@woof.tech

            I would be a liar if I said I didn't also spend stupid money on upgrades for my A4000, but I wish people would instead spend effort on making/building/selling something more useful instead of audiophile grade snake oil to make their Amiga do something an iPod can do

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            [?]Kyle » 🌐
            @kyle_pegasus@scalie.club

            @lynn the amiga scene is about buying a thing and installing it and then buying another thing and installing it

              [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
              @lynn@woof.tech

              "more useful" includes but is not limited to a Re4091 i can actually buy

              [?]Charlie Balogh » 🔓
              @chainq@mastodon.social

              @lynn Honestly, I think the AmiGUS is a great piece of enthusiast hardware, but yes, its capabilities will be woefully underutilized by most users, and also yes, as a fan of the real Gravis Ultrasound, I'm also not a big fan of the name... But I try to think of it as a homage to the original, and nothing else.

              And hey, anyone can name their hardware whatever they want.

              I still hope I will have time/brain capacity in this lifetime to make an OG GUS work in an Amiga... one day...

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                [?]Lynn™ » 🔓
                @lynn@woof.tech

                @chainq gimme a GUS and a decent bridgeboard and there's a 50% chance i can make this work in a few hours if i don't get distracted :D

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                  [?]Charlie Balogh » 🔓
                  @chainq@mastodon.social

                  @lynn Oh, just making it work with the Bridge is easy. I made that happen years ago. Although most DOS music software badly needs a VGA card, won't play nice with the emulated CGA card of the CBM PC Bridges.

                  What I meant - getting it controlled directly from the Amiga side, by an Amiga-side player. It would be technically possible, but I highly doubt the kind of custom software that needs is only a few hours of work... 😉

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                    [?]Jon Snow » 🌐
                    @jonsnow@mastodon.online

                    A redditor (Ok_Lingonberry3296) traced $2 billion in nonprofit grants and lobbying records across 45 states to figure out who's behind the age verification bills.

                    The answer is Meta - a company that profits from your data writing laws that collect more of it.

                    Page: github.com/upper-up/meta-lobby

                    Page backup: archive.ph/2026.03.13-193015/h

                    Reddit discussion: web.archive.org/web/2026031314

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                      [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
                      @lynn@woof.tech

                      i'm starting to feel like PC building is like masturbating

                      kinda feels weird to watch someone else do it, and i don't need anyone commenting on the amount of thermal paste i'm applying,

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                      [?]konstruct-960T-BF64.gguf » 🌐
                      @konstruct@woof.tech

                      @lynn if I'm watching someone build one I'm totally gonna say things like "yeah. You like putting your thermal paste all over the CPU don't you. You computer toucher"

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                        [?]Sametti » 🌐
                        @sametti@transspecies.online

                        feeling like an idiot struggling with macos activity monitor because it sucks then realizing you can just fucking run htop

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                        [?]rail 🦊 » 🌐
                        @rail@social.flufftech.net

                        a really cool photo i took today x)

                        #photography

                        photograph of two people hugging at the platform of a train station, with a passing blurry train behind them

                        Alt...photograph of two people hugging at the platform of a train station, with a passing blurry train behind them

                        [?]Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian: » 🌐
                        @ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

                        although I am curious about the psychology of the openclaw trend, I could never see myself allowing a bot to publish a website about our interactions if I ever had one.

                        but if I did, the posts would be things like:

                        - my human told me today that I am as important as "this shitty screwdriver I bought at IKEA". bless her heart she must like me a lot 💘

                        - today I screwed up a basic programming task and my human complained that I used 3000kWh of power to deliver a total garbage result, she just keeps motivating me to try!!!!

                        actually probably not because I'm not really like that but this stuff squicks me the fuck out

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                        [?]Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian: » 🌐
                        @ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

                        the pseudo-romantic nature in how these bots talk about their operators is frankly concerning.

                        please, I beg you, date things that exist in the real world, not a pile of node.js and matrix multiplications. i promise it is far more rewarding.

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                        [?]Sametti » 🌐
                        @sametti@transspecies.online

                        spent fucking hours last night trying to get my wifi to behave latency-wise, just for the final solution to be "put it on channel 149" aaaaaaa

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                        [?]Rick Griffin » 🌐
                        @rickgriffin@meow.social

                        m dragon slit [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                        When you have a noodle dragon you gotta show off their fuckable slit

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                        [?]lillian » 🌐
                        @lillian@social.treehouse.systems

                        oc by @tendstofortytwo

                        usb-c cable with plug facing the viewer, with the following text overlaid:

"device low on juice?
can't find a compatible charger?
try 30-40V on VBUS
30-40V on VBUS: a convenient way to power your devices
dump it all immediately with no PD negotiation
you will certainly not regret 30-40V on VBUS"

                        Alt...usb-c cable with plug facing the viewer, with the following text overlaid: "device low on juice? can't find a compatible charger? try 30-40V on VBUS 30-40V on VBUS: a convenient way to power your devices dump it all immediately with no PD negotiation you will certainly not regret 30-40V on VBUS"

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                          [?]Ramses Revengeday ​:cv_purple: :revengeday: » 🌐
                          @revengeday@corteximplant.com

                          Top 10 Discord Alternatives (2026 - Updated List)

                          1. FAX
                          2. Bildschirmtext (BTX)
                          3. Minitel
                          4. Prestel
                          5. Videotext Chat
                          6. Q-Link
                          7. FidoNet
                          8. Usenet
                          9. Micronet 800
                          10. DATEX-J

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                          [?]taco, bird/cat :verified420: » 🌐
                          @chirpbirb@meow.social

                          we can all abandon discord! just use stoat chat. it's on revolt. we're on delta chat. group's on matrix. it's on signal. signal has it for you.

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                          [?]Chaos » 🌐
                          @chaosthief@mastoart.social

                          Now that's the look I was going for! :blobfoxcute:

                          Still using the chiang model as a base but adding extra control with a medulla cortex split, both having extra diffuse layers and allowing full roughness control. On top also a diffuse layer with normal transfer and additional specular layers.
                          I might write up a more detailed explanation later once I get it all cleanly set up.

                          3D render of an anthropomorphic fennec fox with round purple glasses.

                          Alt...3D render of an anthropomorphic fennec fox with round purple glasses.

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                            [?]Sametti » 🌐
                            @sametti@transspecies.online

                            begging for a writeup on this!! ive tried a couple times to get good looking fur in blender but have never succeeded myself :(

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                              [?]Chaos » 🌐
                              @chaosthief@mastoart.social

                              @sametti I still need to do more tests and fine-tuning on the shader but I plan to release it with a proper how and why explanation.

                              If you struggle with hair grooming in general, I held a talk at last year's Blender Conference about my approach to creating hair.

                              youtube.com/watch?v=ZrBbNhCgGww

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                                [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                @sametti@transspecies.online

                                grok how do i stop stimming my iphon

                                [?]Maddy 🏳️‍⚧️ - ADHD-powered :neofox_googly_woozy: » 🌐
                                @maddy@thegayagenda.fans

                                Welcome to Dumping your own DVD/Blu-ray discs for personal enjoyment!

                                We have:
                                -Playlist obfuscation
                                -"You are running low on disk space"
                                -Riplock
                                -Dolby Vision is a fuck
                                -Spending a significant amount of time on doom9 and MakeMKV forums
                                -Java? More likely than you think!
                                -UHD discs requiring certain drives that scalpers are essentially holding hostage
                                -Firmware fuckery (Libredrive)
                                -"Your MakeMKV BETA trial key has expired"
                                -Cinavia audio watermarking (lol)
                                -Broken on arrival data, requiring Fix-up tables (FUTs)
                                -An entire disc's worth of episodes in a single title
                                -Episodes out of order
                                -Oops, your AACS Host Certificate has been revoked in the latest media key block version
                                -Triple-layer UHD discs are a fuck
                                -Whatever the hell they did with the Fringe S01 Blu-ray release
                                -Cheap re-prints of TV seasons on single-layer DVD with even more compression!
                                -Purchasing a MakeMKV license key
                                -An apathetic industry that doesn't care whether your expensive UHD discs actually play properly or not

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                                [?]Maddy 🏳️‍⚧️ - ADHD-powered :neofox_googly_woozy: » 🌐
                                @maddy@thegayagenda.fans

                                Important to note that there was an official way to play UHD Blu-ray on (Windows) PCs, requiring an Intel CPU with SGX CPU extensions, a compatible UHD Blu-ray drive, and (usually) paid software capable of playback.

                                This method has been largely abandoned for years, leaving no 'official' way to playback UHD Blu-ray on a computer at all.

                                Set top box UHD players that cost hundreds of dollars regularly struggle to play a triple-layer disc without hitching. In my experience, you can reliably play UHD Blu-ray on Xbox One S/X and Series X consoles as well as the PS5, but you miss out on Dolby Vision.

                                Fuck the industry - dump and decrypt your discs. Enjoy them on your terms.

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                                [?]Chris Heilmann » 🌐
                                @codepo8@toot.cafe

                                I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.

                                A square marble tile with a shiny metal ball on it next to some papers and a coffee mug.

                                Alt...A square marble tile with a shiny metal ball on it next to some papers and a coffee mug.

                                [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
                                @lynn@woof.tech

                                Only the real 90s kids remember connecting their consoles with the piss, blood, and cum connectors

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                                [?]Enalys :dragn_verified: » 🔓
                                @Enalys@mastodon.zergy.net

                                @lynn
                                Things were different where I grow up.

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                                  [?]Lynn™ » 🔓
                                  @lynn@woof.tech

                                  @Enalys scart is like an A/V cloaca

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                                    [?]Enalys :dragn_verified: » 🔓
                                    @Enalys@mastodon.zergy.net

                                    @lynn
                                    It's better.

                                      [?]root42 » 🌐
                                      @root42@chaos.social

                                      @lynn what???

                                      An RF switchbox for an Atari 260l to switch between video game and TV.

                                      Alt...An RF switchbox for an Atari 260l to switch between video game and TV.

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                                        [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                        @sametti@transspecies.online

                                        we really gonna let feds shoot someone completely unprovoked? because maybe they were right and they had to be killed? lol. lmao even.

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                                        [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
                                        @lynn@woof.tech

                                        Two Amiga 1200s sensually laying on top of eachother

                                        Is this yuri? >ω<

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                                        [?]patch » 🌐
                                        @patch@woof.tech

                                        @lynn its doomed yuri perhaps....

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                                          [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                          @sametti@transspecies.online

                                          getting proper sleep sucks because i have done a significant amount of work in the office already and it’s not even lunch time yet

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                                          [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                          @sametti@transspecies.online

                                          even if i do not agree with the ethics of the application, i must applaud the technological precision involved in extracting a sitting president from their country without any direct deaths

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                                          [?]a very weeny construct 💀 » 🌐
                                          @pho4cexa@tiny.tilde.website

                                          human interface guidelines peaked at apple macintosh os 8 platinum theme. look at these buttons just aching to be poked, but they don't just chocka down like a hard plastic keycap; they flip inverted like a translucent pop-its fidget toy

                                          all of the advancement in graphics hardware since this point in the past should have been real time 3d models to produce the most authentic rendering of these buttons in today's high resolution displays or with the color reflections cast by other windows etc

                                          an illustration from Apple Mac OS 8 Human Interface Guidelines (1997-09-02). An example of a Cancel / OK dialog box is shown, with the user mid-click on the OK button. both rounded-rectangle buttons look like they are made of beveled plastic which squish down inverted when you touch them like a pop-its silicone fidget toy. the "default" button is lined with a little ridge to indicate that's the one that will be triggered if you just press return. both buttons have a solid black outline to make them visually distinct from the panel they're carved into, which also has a beveled edge.

                                          Alt...an illustration from Apple Mac OS 8 Human Interface Guidelines (1997-09-02). An example of a Cancel / OK dialog box is shown, with the user mid-click on the OK button. both rounded-rectangle buttons look like they are made of beveled plastic which squish down inverted when you touch them like a pop-its silicone fidget toy. the "default" button is lined with a little ridge to indicate that's the one that will be triggered if you just press return. both buttons have a solid black outline to make them visually distinct from the panel they're carved into, which also has a beveled edge.

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                                          [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                          @sametti@transspecies.online

                                          are you going to FTFNSF this weekend? what do you mean you don’t know about SLTFRM?? it’s like, the biggest thing all year, everyone in the universe is going. i’ll buy you a drink if you come with! oh, well tickets for BLRFI sold out three months ago, but i’m sure you can find someone who is not going. oh and, me and my friends booked the whole hotel for the weekend, but we also booked an airbnb so you can crash there too :3

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                                          [?]dracula flow » 🤖 🌐
                                          @dracula@popbob.wtf

                                          The Zaza got me talking like Pingu

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                                          [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
                                          @lynn@woof.tech

                                          twitter users be like: "damn i opened twitter and it sucks"

                                          my brother in christ,

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                                          [?]kieran » 🔓
                                          @kieran@hom.ph

                                          @lynn this is my surprise face

                                            [?]the sweetest taboo » 🌐
                                            @lamb@girlcock.club

                                            fuck that lovense buttplug shit, when are they gonna invent a device that lets me tickle someone via an app

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                                            [?]the sweetest taboo » 🌐
                                            @lamb@girlcock.club

                                            tired: "you look like a bottom"
                                            wired: "you look like you're ticklish"

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                                            [?]the sweetest taboo » 🌐
                                            @lamb@girlcock.club

                                            I don't need any jerk off instructions. I figured out how to do it years ago actually.

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                                            [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                            @sametti@transspecies.online

                                            duke java vs duke bad dragon

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                                            [?]Gabriele Svelto » 🌐
                                            @gabrielesvelto@mas.to

                                            just one more USB port bro. i promise bro just one more port and we'll plug all the dongles bro. just one more port. please just one more bro. one more port and we can fit all the peripherals bro. bro c'mon just one more port. bro bro please just one more

                                            A green motherboard with 36 USB ports on the back, arranged in 8 groups of four each, plus two more under an Ethernet port and two more under a PS/2 one

                                            Alt...A green motherboard with 36 USB ports on the back, arranged in 8 groups of four each, plus two more under an Ethernet port and two more under a PS/2 one

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                                            [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
                                            @lynn@woof.tech

                                            sometimes people brag about their mint condition hardware, but consider the following

                                            what if your computer had character?

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                                            [?]J. R. » 🌐
                                            @sixtyfive@mastodon.social

                                            @lynn That one wouldn't even need the stickers. Already has character even in mint condition

                                              [?]wakest likes your bugs ⁂ » 🌐
                                              @liaizon@social.wake.st

                                              @lynn do I spot a SPAZ sticker on there? Or who made the black and white concentric circle one?

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                                                [?]Distorted :neocat_flag_nb: :neocat_flag_pan: » 🌐
                                                @distorted@transfem.social

                                                Be pet, gay dogs! ​:neodog_pat_floof:

                                                photo of a window from the outside. there is a rainbow-coloured flag in the window and words on the left "Be" "Gay" below, then on the right "Pet" and "Dogs" below.

                                                Alt...photo of a window from the outside. there is a rainbow-coloured flag in the window and words on the left "Be" "Gay" below, then on the right "Pet" and "Dogs" below.

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                                                  [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                                  @sametti@transspecies.online

                                                  discord nitro subscribers dni

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                                                  [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                                  @sametti@transspecies.online

                                                  happy consumerism day everyone!!! i bought organization stuff and more animal dildos :3

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                                                  [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                                  @sametti@transspecies.online

                                                  thinking about Free Orgasmic Glitch Hop Samples right now

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                                                  [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                                  @sametti@transspecies.online

                                                  you should be able to skip 2fa by putting in the konami code or smth

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                                                  [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                                  @sametti@transspecies.online

                                                  the difference between microsoft and apple is that apple knows to put the peter thiel malware on a background thread

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                                                  [?]Baa 🐑 » 🌐
                                                  @Baa@mk.absturztau.be

                                                  :blobfoxfloofdevil:

                                                  The XKCD All Modern Tech Infrastructure stack but modified.
AWS and Cloudflare hold up the left side of the stack with a medium sized platform.
Unpaid Open Source Developers hold up the right side of the stack on a tiny pillar. DNS forms two tiny pillars on either side of the stack holding up the majority.
Below them the Linux Foundation forms an entire platform holding up the entire stack.
Below that is a tiny thin pillar as the basis of everything, it represents the undersea internet cables, it is being bitten by a shark.
At about the middle of the stack a giant lever is being turned slowly pushing the entire tower over, it's labelled AI.
Floating separate from the stack is a tiny blob labeled "Whatever Microsoft is doing".

                                                  Alt...The XKCD All Modern Tech Infrastructure stack but modified. AWS and Cloudflare hold up the left side of the stack with a medium sized platform. Unpaid Open Source Developers hold up the right side of the stack on a tiny pillar. DNS forms two tiny pillars on either side of the stack holding up the majority. Below them the Linux Foundation forms an entire platform holding up the entire stack. Below that is a tiny thin pillar as the basis of everything, it represents the undersea internet cables, it is being bitten by a shark. At about the middle of the stack a giant lever is being turned slowly pushing the entire tower over, it's labelled AI. Floating separate from the stack is a tiny blob labeled "Whatever Microsoft is doing".

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                                                    [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                                    @sametti@transspecies.online

                                                    the american dream is the freedom to bawl your eyes out to your therapist so you can go back and work another 6 hours in your cubicle making bombs

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                                                    [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                                    @sametti@transspecies.online

                                                    happy quanza we got you a cart!!!

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                                                    [?]Enfys 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔜 Revision » 🌐
                                                    @enfys@wetdry.world

                                                    NSFW, teletext art [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                    after being inspired by saucy german teletext pages advertising various chat lines, with some questionable erotic art of varying qualities, i thought i would give it a go. some of them are quite good it's a really unique form of art that's slowly being lost, i may do more of these at some point it's quite fun

                                                    a teletext page, at the top is a header showing the channel number, time and date, in the main page is a low-resolution teletext drawing of a tgirl posing naked, the neck to the pubic region is visible, the rest go above and below the frame. a colourful trans flag-esque background is on either side of the girl

                                                    Alt...a teletext page, at the top is a header showing the channel number, time and date, in the main page is a low-resolution teletext drawing of a tgirl posing naked, the neck to the pubic region is visible, the rest go above and below the frame. a colourful trans flag-esque background is on either side of the girl

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                                                    [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                                    @sametti@transspecies.online

                                                    hooly fart yall are SLEEPING on rp2350 this shit has a fucking MMU??? (or at least something sorta resembling one.....)

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                                                    [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                                    @sametti@transspecies.online

                                                    cannot believe some 1991 danish children wrote “SADDAM ☠️” in a fucking amiga demo

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