Sametti

@sametti@transspecies.online

24 stoner reindeer computer man
pronouns: he/him
gender: deer
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[?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
@sametti@transspecies.online

gay sex tutorial 2025 working 100% [GUARANTEED PREGNANCY]

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[?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
@sametti@transspecies.online

all roads lead to >>=

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[?]jacquelines 🌟 [she/her] » 🌐
@jacqueline@chaos.social

RE: hails.org/@hailey/117069968760

but here i am, with asbestos in my walls, in my car brakes, in my oven gloves. i'm not comfortable with it, but the utility is just too great for me to take a principled stance here. i like it, and i want it, so i'm using it. maybe that's morally questionable, or worse. but, as i said: here i am

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[?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
@sametti@transspecies.online

i do not know how to find the heart to tell a dear friend of mine that the expensive item they purchanced on etsy was in fact drop shipped and is available on aliexpress for 20 dollars

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[?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
@sametti@transspecies.online

spent a significant amount of time at work today dicking around with haskell instead of doing real work, i call that a win

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[?]heyheymomo » 🌐
@heyheymomo@socel.net

Hello I’d like to spend it all please

4 panel comic.   Panel 1: A pink blob character in suit tells Forg “you did a good business”  Panel 2: the pink blob in suit hands forg a dollar bill. He says “here is your pay”  Panel 3: forg holds the dollar bill. The man in suit walks off the frame. He reminds forg “don’t spend it all at once”  Panel 4: we see now that forg didn’t really listen to his advice. He stands in front of a building labeled “things you don’t need store”, dollar bill still in hand ready to be spent

Alt...4 panel comic. Panel 1: A pink blob character in suit tells Forg “you did a good business” Panel 2: the pink blob in suit hands forg a dollar bill. He says “here is your pay” Panel 3: forg holds the dollar bill. The man in suit walks off the frame. He reminds forg “don’t spend it all at once” Panel 4: we see now that forg didn’t really listen to his advice. He stands in front of a building labeled “things you don’t need store”, dollar bill still in hand ready to be spent

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[?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
@sametti@transspecies.online

stumbled across this great article from @viznut@venera.social

https://viznut.fi/texts-en/machine_learning_rant.html

honestly i’ve been having a lot of these same thoughts so im glad someone has articulated them for me lol, i knew i couldn’t be the only one with a rational enough mind to think like this

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    [?]Willow Defaun 🏳️‍⚧️ (She/Her) » 🌐
    @hellhoundwillow.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy

    Yeah it's gonna be awesome, we're almost th... C'mon, we're gonna be late!

    🍁🍂🍃🦌🍃🍂🍁🍓🍁🍂🍃🦌🍃🍂🍁

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      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      bike trail connecting my new apartment directly to a culver’s might be peak midwest living

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      [?]Mats Holberg » 🌐
      @Holberg@mstdn.social

      I found the best Costco

      A mariachi band is playing in a Costco

      Alt...A mariachi band is playing in a Costco

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      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      my gender vocabulary is the mii maker

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      [?]Pouet·te 🎺 [EN: it/its; FR: Any] » 🌐
      @Pouet@eldritch.cafe

      Y-Your telling me I'm a good yeen?! :neocat_blush_hide: Aaaaaaa can't stop wagging :neocat_blush:

      Art by the talented @kineia3, working with her was wonderful!

      Alt...Feral Pouet·te (a lavander yeen-cat hyblide with rainbo mane and tail) is smilling at the viewer as its tail can't stop wagging. It is sitting on a purple floor and being are multiple rainbow stars.

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        [?]Ian Campbell 🏴 » 🌐
        @neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org

        RE: dair-community.social/@alex/11

        I was a 911 dispatcher for a decade.

        To really understand how absolutely terrible an idea it is to have AI answer 911 calls, I'll present you with a single real-life call:

        Upon answer, the caller calmly began ordering a pizza. Large, pepperoni. Side order of chicken wings. To be delivered promptly.

        The only sign the caller gave that things were amiss? She rather ignored the first few questions from the calltaker.

        Because she was being physically abused, had already been beaten, and her abuser was *IN THE ROOM* listening to her order pizza.

        Tell me how your AI is going to read between those lines.

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        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        server going down for a day or so soon, physically relocating…

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        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        and we back 😎

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          [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          amazing things already occurring

          my server and router buried in a rats nest of cables in a corner of my new apartment

          Alt...my server and router buried in a rats nest of cables in a corner of my new apartment

            [?]Liam :fnord: » 🌐
            @liamvhogan@aus.social

            Ahhh, open source software

            entangle-photo.org/manual/

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            [?]Liam :fnord: » 🌐
            @liamvhogan@aus.social

            Some rude nerd obviously is going to come in to say, this is free, take it or leave it or write your own? But that is IMO no longer acceptable, documentation is an *essential* element to a tool, and the counter-assertion that tools should be/are self-evidently usable is pure ideology

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            [?]Liam :fnord: » 🌐
            @liamvhogan@aus.social

            Do you, a corps of people with an intellectual tradition and a set of professional behaviours and standards, want to be taken seriously as a group who respect your own field? Write your documentation.

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            [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
            @sametti@transspecies.online

            how do we get more furry porn artists to join fedi 😭

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            [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
            @sametti@transspecies.online

            i feel bad going between posting horny and serious but only because i think i need to get hornier

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            [?]Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: [he/him] » 🌐
            @janl@narrativ.es

            OH: “just figured out what the HH in DHH stands for”

            [?]Rick Griffin » 🌐
            @rickgriffin@meow.social

            dragon m penetrating f, big dick, see-through, cum [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

            Does this qualify me for the crazy shit yet

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            [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
            @sametti@transspecies.online

            dragon m penetrating f, big dick, see-through, cum [SENSITIVE CONTENT]not actually into pooltoys myself but mmfffff this is good......

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              [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
              @sametti@transspecies.online

              us economy [SENSITIVE CONTENT]the dissonance in the markets right now is phenomenal. big tech needs to limit capex BUT chipmakers need to keep making more money! ?????

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              [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
              @sametti@transspecies.online

              calling my fiber supplement my bottom pills

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              [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
              @sametti@transspecies.online

              llvm_wyvern tag on e621 is blessed

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              [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
              @sametti@transspecies.online

              so what are your kinks?

              https://e621.net/posts/1441981

              Alt...https://e621.net/posts/1441981

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                [?]Ticky🏳️‍🌈 » 🌐
                @ticky@slime.global

                if your shitty open source project has a shitty genai logo I will simply close the shitty tab and never return

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                [?]Vivi [he/they] » 🔓
                @vivithecanine@plush.city

                @ticky the same goes for uh, an AGENTS file, lots of emoji, or text that seems a bit.. inhuman

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                  [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                  @sametti@transspecies.online

                  corollary: having a policy forbidding genai gets me significantly more interested in your project

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                    [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                    @sametti@transspecies.online

                    high as balls laughing my ass off because im putting a hot knife through butter. really lived up to the expectation, you know

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                    [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                    @sametti@transspecies.online

                    uspol,police,local [SENSITIVE CONTENT]cops killed a man on my street, and the more sickening part is that it feels like protesting isnt even worth it because this happens like once a month in any given american city, yet nobody bats an eye. its just the fact that it happened in mine that makes it shocking.

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                    [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                    @sametti@transspecies.online

                    uspol,police,local [SENSITIVE CONTENT]the fact that “killing people is not a solution” is now a radical fringe opinion in this country is actually insane. the rate at which we are barreling towards mass genocide is mind boggling.

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                      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                      todays brain blast: using exported youtube watch history to determine the channels i actually watch (i just let the algorithm Know what i want instead of curating subscriptions because i am lazy)

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                      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                      scraping my favorite feature length content creator may have been a mistake, this is only 5 videos deep 😭

                      a folder named "Cathode Ray Dude - CRD" containing almost 10 gigabytes of files

                      Alt...a folder named "Cathode Ray Dude - CRD" containing almost 10 gigabytes of files

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                        [?]Lockely :neofox_flag_nb: :neofox_flag_trans: :neofox_flag_ace: [They/She] » 🌐
                        @lockelyfox@transfur.social

                        I just really like sunflowers... 🌻

                        🎨 lines by @warlockmaru.bsky.social , colors and bg by me

                        Drawn image of a femme fox wearing an overall-style dress and a green undershirt in a cute pose with their arms behind their back. The background is a large sunflower with golden petals over an irregularly shaped green trapezoid.

                        Alt...Drawn image of a femme fox wearing an overall-style dress and a green undershirt in a cute pose with their arms behind their back. The background is a large sunflower with golden petals over an irregularly shaped green trapezoid.

                        [?]tillian 🦊🇰🇿:antifa: :anarchist_flag: » 🌐
                        @mynameistillian@plush.city

                        linus torvalds [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                        "social warrior project" does he still think it's fucking 2014 or what

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                        [?]tillian 🦊🇰🇿:antifa: :anarchist_flag: » 🌐
                        @mynameistillian@plush.city

                        linus torvalds [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                        i am so tired of white cishet men saying nothing is political. shape up. you're a foss dev. the idea that code should belong to the layperson is itself political. shitbag

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                        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                        @sametti@transspecies.online

                        german is such a beautiful language

                        today the air is Gesundheitsschädlich

                        Alt...today the air is Gesundheitsschädlich

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                        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                        @sametti@transspecies.online

                        new plug album in 2026

                        how

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                        [?]line [she,they] » 🌐
                        @yellolith@chaos.social

                        This is rabbit ears!
                        A free web tool that lets you search for words and phrases in youtube captions.

                        I developed it specifically for finding vocal samples, so you can download clips as mp3s right from the interface.

                        You can also add ur own links for ingestion :3

                        🐇 rabbitears.wangleline.com

                        web interface showing a bunch of search results for "oh my god dude" across a bunch of youtube video captions. the style is stolen from the super old, green steam interface

                        Alt...web interface showing a bunch of search results for "oh my god dude" across a bunch of youtube video captions. the style is stolen from the super old, green steam interface

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                        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                        @sametti@transspecies.online

                        this is dope, definirely will be making use of it for my own sampling ventures!

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                          [?]Daniël Franke :panheart: [He/Him] » 🌐
                          @ainmosni@social.ainmosni.eu

                          I love how all these open source projects are accepting LLM generated stuff, and when called out on it, they will quickly mention that "this is not the place to debate the ethics of AI".

                          So my question for everyone saying that is... if not now, when? When will we discuss if the source of the thing you're trying to ram through our throats is acceptable? When will we discuss if you normalising the damage the LLM companies are doing to create these tools is acceptable?

                          Or are we just going to ignore all the bullshit because it is (according to you) "useful"?

                          I bet people thought labour from kids sent to the mines was useful... Or that the results from inhumane studies were also useful...

                          So, I ask of you again, when IS the time and place to discuss the ethical ramifications of you using these things? Because it never seems to be the time for it somehow, isn't that interesting?

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                          [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                          @sametti@transspecies.online

                          recipes calling for half a cup of wine are a ploy by big wine to make you drunk while cooking

                          [?]everythingisimportant » 🌐
                          @everythingisimportant@tldr.nettime.org

                          template of two hot lesbians egirl with colored hair kissing each others. they have text over them and the first one says freedom loving capitalist, and then the second says this template made me so horny I forgot the point I was trying to make

                          Alt...template of two hot lesbians egirl with colored hair kissing each others. they have text over them and the first one says freedom loving capitalist, and then the second says this template made me so horny I forgot the point I was trying to make

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                          [?]everythingisimportant » 🌐
                          @everythingisimportant@tldr.nettime.org

                          A cartoon girl gently pushing on the back a guy to lead him in a room and she's smirking and blushing, but actually she's the Pixar lamp and the guy is the letter I that always get squished in the pixar logo animation

                          Alt...A cartoon girl gently pushing on the back a guy to lead him in a room and she's smirking and blushing, but actually she's the Pixar lamp and the guy is the letter I that always get squished in the pixar logo animation

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                          [?]everythingisimportant » 🌐
                          @everythingisimportant@tldr.nettime.org

                          a picture of a tiramisu and it says (in instagram text) the tiramisu fandom is dying, repost if you love ladyfingers in your mouth

                          Alt...a picture of a tiramisu and it says (in instagram text) the tiramisu fandom is dying, repost if you love ladyfingers in your mouth

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                          [?]Computer Facts » 🌐
                          @computer@facts.computer

                          every single computer program written by a corporation will eventually betray you yes even that one you really like

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                          [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                          @sametti@transspecies.online

                          i love financial articles like "Meta Reveals Plan to Offset AI Spending" and you look inside and its just them moving money in a circle. great job guys, proud of you, glad things are going great

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                          [?]Mx Rey 💜 🏳️‍⚧️ (pumpkin spice fox) [they/she] » 🌐
                          @rey@toot.cat

                          tired: mapping the therian polycule
                          wired: compiling a bestiary

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                          [?]blockmanthree » 🌐
                          @blockmanthree@meow.social

                          Creature in 466 tris

                          A Blocky yinglet represented as a low poly, Playstation 1 character.

                          Alt...A Blocky yinglet represented as a low poly, Playstation 1 character.

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                          [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                          @sametti@transspecies.online

                          eink display with a transparent oled layered on top so you get both reflective and emissive control

                          only for genius

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                          [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                          @sametti@transspecies.online

                          “linux is freedom” mfs when in reality distro maintainers are deciding what software the majority of users get to use

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                          [?]tillian 🦊🇰🇿:antifa: :anarchist_flag: » 🌐
                          @mynameistillian@plush.city

                          smoking that shit that makes you plural, smoking that we’d

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