Sametti

@sametti@transspecies.online

24 stoner reindeer computer man
pronouns: he/him
gender: deer
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[?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
@sametti@transspecies.online

the current ai industry “plan” feels like if the cigarette industry was wildly unprofitable and they decided to just get the entire population severely addicted such that the industry is “too big to fail”

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[?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
@sametti@transspecies.online

updated snac css to not be ugly :)

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[?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
@sametti@transspecies.online

also just been doing misc things under the hood like installing upstream openwrt on my chinesium router and migrating the rootfs on my server to dedicated flash (idk why i had everything on [cached] spinning rust that was stupid)

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    [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    aliexpress ai sloptonium [SENSITIVE CONTENT]idk why this has me in tears rn

    100% Premium Cotton Graphic Tees Tung Tung Tung Sahur Class of 2027 Senior T-Shirt

    Alt...100% Premium Cotton Graphic Tees Tung Tung Tung Sahur Class of 2027 Senior T-Shirt

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    [?]Enfys 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🏳️‍⚧ [They/Them, She/Her] » 🌐
    @enfys@wetdry.world

    the illusion of free choice, based on a true story, thank you germany

    an image macro of a cat staring into the camera, the caption on top reads:
> water dispenser
> separate buttons for still and sparkling water
> press still
> it's sparkling

    Alt...an image macro of a cat staring into the camera, the caption on top reads: > water dispenser > separate buttons for still and sparkling water > press still > it's sparkling

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    [?]soc » 🌐
    @soc@chaos.social

    @enfys As it should be! 🥰

      [?]Rairii :win3_progman: :win3: » 🌐
      @Rairii@labyrinth.zone

      Mac OS 7.6, booting on Nintendo Wii real hardware (Vegas chipset)

      i count about 30 seconds from openbios to desktop (obviously minimal extensions though), maybe 40 seconds boot time total and that's using slow SD over SPI!

      Alt...capture of a nintendo wii using shoddy capture hardware booting into homebrew channel from power off, choosing "ofloader" which loads openbios which then loads tbxi which then shows happy mac and boots into mac os 7.6, i choose about this mac, then reboot which hangs on a black screen.

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      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      this is so sick, switching my daily driver pc out with a wii now??

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        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        autopenjamin

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        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        what if we removed every little morsel of joy and whimsy from your life

        this could be good for shareholder value i think

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        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        another amazing day on pouet dot net

        “so in the election the right wing wins and the riots will turn into a real socialist revolution? pretty please?” “Seriosly shut up”

        Alt...“so in the election the right wing wins and the riots will turn into a real socialist revolution? pretty please?” “Seriosly shut up”

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        [?]wolfgirl may 🐾 » 🌐
        @cyb3rm0shp1t@social.xenofem.me

        fuck tenderqueers these ppl perpetuate the exact same reactionary rhetoric that right wingers use intentionally to kill trannies, except in their particular case it's coming from a place of complete ignorant self-righteousness rather than intentioned malice.

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        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        hoes really go “regulated capitalism never works” and then charge everything in their house with usb c

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        [?]q3k :blobcatcoffee: [he/him (To Be Filled By OEM)] » 🌐
        @q3k@social.hackerspace.pl

        press 4 to pay respects

        bseindia.com/xml-data/corpfili

        PRESS RELEASE

eMudhra to Exit global SSL/TLS Certificate Business; Will Sharpen Focus on Core Enterprise Solutions and trust services other than SSL/TLS

Bengaluru, India – October [22], 2026 – eMudhra Limited (BSE: 543533 | NSE: EMUDHRA), a global digital trust company, today announced that its Board has decided to voluntarily withdraw from the global SSL/TLS certificate business.

        Alt...PRESS RELEASE eMudhra to Exit global SSL/TLS Certificate Business; Will Sharpen Focus on Core Enterprise Solutions and trust services other than SSL/TLS Bengaluru, India – October [22], 2026 – eMudhra Limited (BSE: 543533 | NSE: EMUDHRA), a global digital trust company, today announced that its Board has decided to voluntarily withdraw from the global SSL/TLS certificate business.

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        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        gonna start formatting my personal / open source c code with the edk2 style guide 😈

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        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        i feel like there is a pipeline from electrical engineer to right wing specifically because of computer scientists acting like ee is some arcane and obsolete knowledge, leading electrical engineers to that “i’m a misunderstood genius” mentality

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        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        and frankly i sympathize with it because holy hell the amount of computer scientists who actively refuse to learn what a volt is has made me lose a lot of faith in the world as a whole

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          [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          and like, ee “content” on youtube is the most brainless shit like “OMG did you know zero ohm links EXIST???”

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            [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
            @sametti@transspecies.online

            can’t make this up 😭

            “TIL ZERO-ohm resistors exist” youtube short

            Alt...“TIL ZERO-ohm resistors exist” youtube short

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              [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
              @sametti@transspecies.online

              my dumb chud life

              rant about linux i typed on discord and could not be assed to retype

              Alt...rant about linux i typed on discord and could not be assed to retype

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              [?]rain :neocat_floof_enboy: :neocat_flag_pan: :neocat_flag_ukraine: [he/they preferred, but overall any] » 🌐
              @link@meowing.men

              🦶 sign in with gnome

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              [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
              @sametti@transspecies.online

              electrical engineers actually call it the jphone

              [?]Soatok Dreamseeker [he/him] » 🌐
              @soatok@furry.engineer

              It's kind of a shame that Dawkins is like that because a blog post about people's relationship with technology titled "The Claude Delusion" would go hard

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              [?]Soatok Dreamseeker [he/him] » 🌐
              @soatok@furry.engineer

              When you sit down and listen to what the "hyped about AI" folks believe, it's equal parts weird and insulting.

              But at a surface level, the whole notion of "AGI" (Artificial General Intelligence) is absurd.

              No, not the Artificial part. The General part.

              Intelligence is not a one-dimensional thing. You can't reduce the human experience to a single scalar value. You can't then build a hierarchy out of General Intelligence scores. This is eugenics thinking. This is fascist thinking (see: Ur Fascism).

              And it gets even worse from there!

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              [?]jimfl » 🌐
              @jimfl@hachyderm.io

              @soatok “This is eugenics thinking. This is fascist thinking.”

              That’s the thesis behind The Ghost In The Machine documentary. There’s an unbroken lineage from Eugenics to Rationalism to AGI

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                [?]Maya🏳️‍⚧️ [It/they] » 🌐
                @Petsoftthings@meow.social

                NSFW Art, Canine Genitalia [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                finished commission! character goes by he/him

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                  [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                  @sametti@transspecies.online

                  NSFW Art, Canine Genitalia [SENSITIVE CONTENT]mmmm puffy

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                    [?]N33R "violently concerning" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: [any/all but I will silenty judge you if you use the wrong ones] » 🌐
                    @N33R@fops.cloud

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                    [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                    @sametti@transspecies.online

                    out of context self [SENSITIVE CONTENT]never go full github actions yaml

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                    [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                    @sametti@transspecies.online

                    quick work doodle

                    a reindeer lying down all scrungly with its eyes closed

                    Alt...a reindeer lying down all scrungly with its eyes closed

                    [?]N33R "violently concerning" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: [any/all but I will silenty judge you if you use the wrong ones] » 🌐
                    @N33R@fops.cloud

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                    [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                    @sametti@transspecies.online

                    no way it’s the legendary pissvortex

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                      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                      14nm was the last real lithography node

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                      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                      what kind of diagnosis can i get for "looking at cree led reference designs in my leisure time"

                      https://downloads.cree-led.com/files/da/j/Tunable-CCT-Downlight.pdf

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                      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                      linux [SENSITIVE CONTENT]not sure if this is actually a win or if my bar is incredibly low, but

                      projector set in kde to mirror my main monitor, turn off monitor, nothing explodes, projector does not drop out once!!!! would windows even be that graceful??

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                      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                      brassica versus solanaceae gang violence

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                      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                      if the whole america thing gets so bad that i end up leaving i swear to god im gonna miss mexican food sooooooo badddddd

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                      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                      you ever notice how 15 year olds on the internet will be like “omggggg this is just my latest hyperfixation” but it also just so happens to be being relentlessly promoted by social media algorithms at the current time

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                      [?]N33R "violently concerning" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: [any/all but I will silenty judge you if you use the wrong ones] » 🌐
                      @N33R@fops.cloud

                      it's day 4 of blocktober and today its the humble oak log!

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                      [?]Valynxia » 🌐
                      @Valynxia@meow.social

                      NSFW - Bondage [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                      Kinktober 3 - Bondage

                      For shuunya

                      A female charr laying down with spread legs, being bound and wearing a leash

                      Alt...A female charr laying down with spread legs, being bound and wearing a leash

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                        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                        @sametti@transspecies.online

                        dream is sounding a bit different these days huh

                        ymo “behind the mask” playing on apple music

                        Alt...ymo “behind the mask” playing on apple music

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                        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                        @sametti@transspecies.online

                        on phoneme

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                        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                        @sametti@transspecies.online

                        usps used to show up at my new apartment at noon. at my new apartment they don’t show up until 4! what do you have to say about that biden??

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                        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                        @sametti@transspecies.online

                        god damnit i just realized i botched my shitpost. fuck. its over.

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                          [?]Ripperdoc. Miya Ironami 🌸 [either she/her or it/it] » 🌐
                          @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be

                          What's the worst that can happen? They call the "Polizei"? We get charged for "Computerbetrug" under the "Strafgesetzbuch"? These words are in German so they can't be serious

                          "wird mit Freiheitsstrafe bis zu drei Jahren oder mit Geldstrafe bestraft" ah yes achtung achtung mein weiner ist kaputt

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                          [?]Frawst [he/him] » 🌐
                          @frawst@fedi.fraw.st

                          @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be ah mein gott du bist committing bigawfulnogoodverybadcrime

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                            [?]Frawst [he/him] » 🌐
                            @frawst@fedi.fraw.st

                            @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be to all germans who read this, es tut mir leid lol

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                              [?]Wanja » 🌐
                              @muvlon@hachyderm.io

                              @frawst @iro_miya Hallihallo also ähm *hacks you* whuppsi mein Fehler *hacks you* haha upps xD *hacks you* ich bin so ein tollpatsch *hacks you some more* au backe *hacks you* das gibts doch nicht *hack

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                                [?]Elizabeth :therian: :cascadia: 🏳️‍⚧️ [They/them or she/her] » 🌐
                                @Elizafox@social.treehouse.systems

                                Webscale: a chalky residue deposited on architecture when ordinary software is repeatedly exposed to trace amounts of Google engineering blog posts.

                                Commonly found on:

                                • Kubernetes clusters serving 11 requests/minute
                                • Kafka installations whose entire event stream could fit in a flatfile or SQLite
                                • 14 microservices performing the duties of one medium-sized daemon
                                • Globally distributed databases where all users live in the same state
                                • Service meshes connecting 3 services
                                • Organisations with 4 engineers and a Platform Engineering Team

                                Removal usually requires a strong solution of “what problem are we actually solving?” and a wire brush.

                                Severe cases may require application of a harsh cleaner known as Monolith™. Apply liberally until the architecture becomes understandable again.

                                For deeply embedded Webscale deposits, use PostgreSQL at full strength. Do not dilute with Cassandra.

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                                [?]Laurent Bercot » 🌐
                                @ska@social.treehouse.systems

                                @Elizafox I thought webscale was a 10 year old plague, and I've been living under a rock in my cavern since. Is that plague still around? I thought it would have mutated.

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                                  [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                                  @sametti@transspecies.online

                                  well now you just ask claude to architect your website and it does all the Webscale for you!

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                                    [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                                    @sametti@transspecies.online

                                    coworker mentioned "tung oil" yesterday and the brain worms are still writhing around in my skull

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                                    [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                                    @sametti@transspecies.online

                                    what do you MEAN they turned HIM into oil

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                                      [?](ᴗ_ᴗ) wnd 💻 [idc, m] » 🌐
                                      @wnd@social.dreary.nl

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                                      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                                      is getting baked and reading 9front dash1 a rite of passage

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                                      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                                      lock-out-tag-out chastity

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                                      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                                      im so punk i shop in the organic aisle

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                                      [?]Nela » 🌐
                                      @nela@outerheaven.club

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                                      [?]Froge » 🌐
                                      @hummingbird@plasmatrap.com

                                      Screenshot of an X post by @mimiwoofz with the caption, "bless my wondrous puppy life." A hand holds up a white dog bowl patterned with black paw prints and filled with french fries. In the pink-lit background sits a large wire dog crate decorated with faux ivy vines, plush bedding, and stuffed animals. Above the crate on the wall, several pet collars, leashes, and polaroid photos are displayed.

                                      Alt...Screenshot of an X post by @mimiwoofz with the caption, "bless my wondrous puppy life." A hand holds up a white dog bowl patterned with black paw prints and filled with french fries. In the pink-lit background sits a large wire dog crate decorated with faux ivy vines, plush bedding, and stuffed animals. Above the crate on the wall, several pet collars, leashes, and polaroid photos are displayed.

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                                      [?]N33R "violently concerning" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: [any/all but I will silenty judge you if you use the wrong ones] » 🌐
                                      @N33R@fops.cloud

                                      open file:///dev/urandom in your browser
                                      download and save the file

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                                      [?]LisPi » 🌐
                                      @lispi314@udongein.xyz

                                      @N33R Won't the browser either crash the tab or slowly OOM?

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                                        [?]N33R "violently concerning" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: [any/all but I will silenty judge you if you use the wrong ones] » 🌐
                                        @N33R@fops.cloud

                                        @lispi314 you really think someone would do that????

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                                          [?]酷豆 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: :marx: [LITERALLY any/all except he/him] » 🌐
                                          @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                          @N33R @lispi314 honestly im convinced the browser probably just wouldnt let you do that but i need to try now

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                                            [?]酷豆 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: :marx: [LITERALLY any/all except he/him] » 🌐
                                            @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                            @N33R @lispi314 menacing

                                            im a little scared of the idea of bricking my filesystem somehow

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                                              [?]LisPi » 🌐
                                              @lispi314@udongein.xyz

                                              @coolbean @N33R If you're using btrfs, I would advise against, it doesn't cope nicely with getting filled up.

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                                                [?]N33R "violently concerning" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: [any/all but I will silenty judge you if you use the wrong ones] » 🌐
                                                @N33R@fops.cloud

                                                @lispi314 @coolbean couldn't be me

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                                                  [?]LisPi » 🌐
                                                  @lispi314@udongein.xyz

                                                  @N33R @coolbean The cheap snapshots and data integrity verification are nice.

                                                  Most distributions & systems don't allow ZFS out of the box and ZFS is very user-unfriendly in how much administration/configuration it needs.

                                                  btrfs fullfills the niche of "what if I want the properties of ext4 data=journal on LVM RAID10 except not dogshit slow and with integrity verification & repair that actually works (and doesn't incorrectly depend on hardware to send errors on mismatches that much modern hardware doesn't send anymore)?"

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                                                    [?]酷豆 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: :marx: [LITERALLY any/all except he/him] » 🌐
                                                    @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                                    @lispi314 @N33R its funny. thanks to ori b's work plan9 actually has a less dire file system situation than linux right now

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                                                      [?]LisPi » 🌐
                                                      @lispi314@udongein.xyz

                                                      @coolbean @N33R Oh, what's been happening with plan9?

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                                                        [?]酷豆 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: :marx: [LITERALLY any/all except he/him] » 🌐
                                                        @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                                        @lispi314 @N33R wrote the "good enough file system" which is an explicitly not particularly fancy but completely functional copy on write fs

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                                                          [?]酷豆 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: :marx: [LITERALLY any/all except he/him] » 🌐
                                                          @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                                          @lispi314 @N33R though i am exaggerating a bit, its not totally mature yet and plenty of people have difficulty setting it up but its mature enough to be included in 9front and thanks to the limited scope it doent have any major inherent flaws (that have been discovered so far)

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                                                            [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                                                            @sametti@transspecies.online

                                                            yet another win for writing software that just does its job instead of chasing some "optimality" that has no practical benefit

                                                              [?]酷豆 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: :marx: [LITERALLY any/all except he/him] » 🌐
                                                              @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                                              @N33R @lispi314 its starting to get unresponsive

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                                                                [?]酷豆 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: :marx: [LITERALLY any/all except he/him] » 🌐
                                                                @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                                                @N33R @lispi314 its 8gb large already abort abort

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                                                                  [?]酷豆 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: :marx: [LITERALLY any/all except he/him] » 🌐
                                                                  @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                                                  @N33R @lispi314 thats larger than my ram, it does not run out of ram i repeat it does not run out of ram

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                                                                    [?]LisPi » 🌐
                                                                    @lispi314@udongein.xyz

                                                                    @coolbean @N33R Well, I was expecting RAM as I expected it to attempt to parse the binary and just keep reading.

                                                                    For saving the filesystem would be the issue yes.

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                                                                      [?]酷豆 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: :marx: [LITERALLY any/all except he/him] » 🌐
                                                                      @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                                                      @lispi314 @N33R it times out and just says 0

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                                                                        [?]酷豆 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: :marx: [LITERALLY any/all except he/him] » 🌐
                                                                        @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                                                        @lispi314 @N33R for file size

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                                                                          [?]LisPi » 🌐
                                                                          @lispi314@udongein.xyz

                                                                          @coolbean @N33R Huh that's weird.

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                                                                            [?]酷豆 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: :marx: [LITERALLY any/all except he/him] » 🌐
                                                                            @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                                                            @lispi314 @N33R its a reasonable failure state + it does know how to handle stream files like webradio and hls

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                                                                              [?]酷豆 :wormkisser: :labrysSickle: :marx: [LITERALLY any/all except he/him] » 🌐
                                                                              @coolbean@brain.worm.pink

                                                                              @lispi314 @N33R for which this is perfectly applicable

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                                                                                [?]LisPi » 🌐
                                                                                @lispi314@udongein.xyz

                                                                                @coolbean @N33R If only more sites allowed this instead of adding ad-filled garbage players that don't allow easy downloading.

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                                                                                  [?]N33R "violently concerning" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: [any/all but I will silenty judge you if you use the wrong ones] » 🌐
                                                                                  @N33R@fops.cloud

                                                                                  @lispi314 @coolbean btw this post evolved out of another post idea I had where I symlink to urandom on my webserver and post it and be like "finally uploaded my consciousness, here it is, please don't do anything werid witj it"

                                                                                  but that didn't work as I wanted it to

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