Sametti

@sametti@transspecies.online

24 stoner reindeer computer man
pronouns: he/him
gender: deer
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[?]N33R "violently concerning" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: [any/all but I will silenty judge you if you use the wrong ones] » 🌐
@N33R@fops.cloud

heavy is the quarter that pounds the cheese

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[?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
@sametti@transspecies.online

wait are console games too big for discs now because would have to pack the entire pso cache for every console sku 😭😭😭

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[?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
@sametti@transspecies.online

thinking again about how ipfs was a conceptually solid idea but crypto bros had to completely fuck over the execution

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[?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
@sametti@transspecies.online

i keep imagining it conceptually as "p2p decentralized cloudflare" which tbh sounds absolutely awesome. because you get the big win that cloudflare offers (global caching) without the risk of putting all your eggs in one basket. no more "cloudflare is down" and no threat of "cloudflare doesnt like your content so they arent gonna serve it"

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    [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    and being content addressed is icing on the cake. its a slick way to make the whole decentralized thing work while also having some guarantee that you are getting the content that you requested without alteration. now add in some public key signature scheme.... 🤤

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      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      smoking that dow chemical pack

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      [?]Arson Copperflame [they/it/he/any] » 🌐
      @nzbr@chaos.social

      Why does the SSH keygen not play cool chiptune music?

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      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      i need charlie and the chocolate factory to go public domain so i can call a weed strain the everlasting gobstopper

      [?]mcc [she/her] » 🌐
      @mcc@mastodon.social

      My problem. Is that I have the capacity to write my own open source replacement for any one single software program that goes bad. But if all the software goes bad at the same time. I do not have the capacity to rewrite all of them.

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      [?]mcc [she/her] » 🌐
      @mcc@mastodon.social

      I look at projects like uxn/100rabbits, who applied retrocomputing ideas to actually write an entire self-contained software environment where they wrote minimal versions of all the tools they need. And I respect that a *lot*. But they spent years on that. And I'm starting now. I didn't realize I'd have to do this. I foolishly assumed I could spend my spare years on frivolities like "creating art" instead of preparing for the software apocalypse. Shoulda prepared for the software apocalypse. idk

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      [?]mcc [she/her] » 🌐
      @mcc@mastodon.social

      RE: mastodon.social/@emaytch/11724

      It's shockingly easy to forget how quickly Linux went from "zero" to "basically passable end user OS". This didn't happen between 1991 and 2025. It happened between 1991 and like, 1997. And it was with a much smaller community than is potentially available on the Internet today.

      We can replace Linux. It's only an organizing problem.

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      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      i want to meet whoever got 🫃 in the unicode emoji set

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      [?]Tay [she / it / they / any (if funny)] » 🌐
      @tay@transfem.social

      𓀨 he is making a computer chip
      𓂐 bad airplane pilot
      𓃰 elephant!!!
      𓇰 robot gripper!
      𓇴 snake attempting to steal a cymbal
      𓈝 television!
      𓈲 how are they balancing all that?
      𓉪 the snakes have eaten the transistor.
      𓋲 swingset!!
      𓎃 bowling pin
      𓎚 WRENCH!!!
      𓏞 traffic light!

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      [?]highly praised and little read » 🌐
      @hannah@posts.rat.pictures

      Many of you

      A bumper sticker reading “please be patient, i’m a dog”

      Alt...A bumper sticker reading “please be patient, i’m a dog”

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      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      smoking that shit that makes you derp

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      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      i got BBL (bellybutton lint)

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      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      i love discovering a piece of software that does exactly what i want (xnview) and then finding out it originated in the 90s on an atari

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      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      begging costco to sell a Kirkland Signature Power Amplifier

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      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      i will forever be grateful for the amount of wisdom bigclive has taught regarding shitty chinese electronics. plugged in my bike lights to charge, saw no charging leds, and immediately knew “aha this piece of shit doesn’t have resistors on the cc pins, lemme go find a dumb charger brick”

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      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      tfw you discover the greatest jungle track in history but the amen break needs to be 3x as loud

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7guqtRCfCo8

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      [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
      @sametti@transspecies.online

      or maybe its just meant to be listened to really fucking loud idk

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        [?]Library of Blursed Texts » 🌐
        @blursedtexts@jorts.horse

        Shoplifting

        I am austistic and my
special interest is
shopliiting. But
unfortunately, we live
in an ableist society
where this is frowned
upon. :(

        Alt...I am austistic and my special interest is shopliiting. But unfortunately, we live in an ableist society where this is frowned upon. :(

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        [?]dmiException 🎃 --> DHCP [they/them (or she/her)] » 🌐
        @domi@donotsta.re

        observation. in programming / computing, there’s a hundred people who want to tell you that You’re Doing It Wrong even before you started, especially if you’re young (or glob forbid, queer!)

        in videography (which I’m enjoying right now) you can show others an absolutely unhinged setup that looks like it may fall apart at any moment, and they’ll still be like “oh gosh, this is cool!”

        i think that we, as IT people, have a lot to learn in not speaking up unless you have something nice to say

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        [?]N33R "violently concerning" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: [any/all but I will silenty judge you if you use the wrong ones] » 🌐
        @N33R@fops.cloud

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        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        currently in love with the raw alpha energy of openbsd distributing updates as binary patches

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        [?]mathew » 🌐
        @mathew@universeodon.com

        Satirical "Debian Democratic Ballot" labeled "For maintainers only":

Q: Should Debian welcome LLM-generated code into the distribution?

Options:

[ ] Yes
[ ] Hell yes
[ ] Also yes
[ ] Yes (as long as someone has looked at the code)
[ ] Not yet*

*This option must receive 75% of the votes in order to pass

        Alt...Satirical "Debian Democratic Ballot" labeled "For maintainers only": Q: Should Debian welcome LLM-generated code into the distribution? Options: [ ] Yes [ ] Hell yes [ ] Also yes [ ] Yes (as long as someone has looked at the code) [ ] Not yet* *This option must receive 75% of the votes in order to pass

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        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        where to buy gray market deerosterone

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        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        illinois pack got me geeked out of my mind ngl

        [?]N33R "violently concerning" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: [any/all but I will silenty judge you if you use the wrong ones] » 🌐
        @N33R@fops.cloud

        beginners say "I use Arch btw"
        pros don't even have to say it, everyone can tell

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        [?]N33R "violently concerning" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: [any/all but I will silenty judge you if you use the wrong ones] » 🌐
        @N33R@fops.cloud

        it's "give your sister a ketamine addiction Sunday"

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        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        worlds first trans fem chud

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        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        why does the alt right looooove saying asterisk taps the sign asterisk

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        [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
        @sametti@transspecies.online

        i hate putting it like this but it’s just so fucking cringy, like yeah using reddit meme phrases from 10 years ago is definitely gonna get me to agree to your shitty ideology that you are trying to peddle as fact

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          [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          how do i teach myself to enjoy working on hobby projects instead of playing factorio

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          [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
          @sametti@transspecies.online

          hmmm

          my iphone corrected “normies” to “mormons”

          Alt...my iphone corrected “normies” to “mormons”

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          [?]Ninji » 🌐
          @Ninji@wuffs.org

          in the interests of openness and transparency, I have prepared this report about my time in Germany for last week. please let me know if there’s any more info you want to see 🫡

          a very gaudy infographic using lots of Comic Sans and neon colours, titled “Trip Report: Ninji at Eurofurence 30”

- 40 card transactions (averaging 15,24€), including 2€ for public bathrooms
- 14 hot chocolates (2 on most days, 1 on Tuesday and Monday, 4 on Thursday)
- nobody mentioned Animal Crossing to me (I’m finally free)
- times I used my laptop after carting it to Germany: Zero
- good dogs spotted: too many to count
- panels attended: 1 (Fediverse meetup)
- 37 rides on Voi vehicles, totalling 215 minutes (35 on e-bikes, 2 on scooters)
- Snooze Stats: shortest sleep 3h42m (Monday AM), longest sleep 6h47m (Wednesday AM), average sleep 5h6m
- a screenshot of my sleep stats shows that I went to bed around 4am most nights, except Sunday AM where I went to bed after 5am

          Alt...a very gaudy infographic using lots of Comic Sans and neon colours, titled “Trip Report: Ninji at Eurofurence 30” - 40 card transactions (averaging 15,24€), including 2€ for public bathrooms - 14 hot chocolates (2 on most days, 1 on Tuesday and Monday, 4 on Thursday) - nobody mentioned Animal Crossing to me (I’m finally free) - times I used my laptop after carting it to Germany: Zero - good dogs spotted: too many to count - panels attended: 1 (Fediverse meetup) - 37 rides on Voi vehicles, totalling 215 minutes (35 on e-bikes, 2 on scooters) - Snooze Stats: shortest sleep 3h42m (Monday AM), longest sleep 6h47m (Wednesday AM), average sleep 5h6m - a screenshot of my sleep stats shows that I went to bed around 4am most nights, except Sunday AM where I went to bed after 5am

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            [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
            @sametti@transspecies.online

            can we get more detailed distribution stats on the card transactions? surely there’s a large dealers den purchase hiding in that average… i know there is in mine 😭

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              [?]Ninji » 🌐
              @Ninji@wuffs.org

              @sametti i actually didn’t end up buying anything in the DD :( I only got to go in on the last day, and the stuff I was interested in was all sold out

              but there is one large purchase from when I went to the local gay paraphernalia shop and got a new chain collar, a T-shirt and a tank top

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                [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                @sametti@transspecies.online

                why did they send me this

                email from linkedin suggesting that i follow obama

                Alt...email from linkedin suggesting that i follow obama

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                [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                @sametti@transspecies.online

                white guys act so macho and tough until you get five of them waiting to use the bathroom on a transatlantic flight and they all look at you with puppy dog eyes

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                [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                @sametti@transspecies.online

                are you really a hamburger if you don’t dunk your currywurst in the eurofurence green

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                [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                @sametti@transspecies.online

                ef was a blast btw but i think that goes without saying

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                  [?]Amber :neodog_box: [She/Her] » 🌐
                  @puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social

                  lmao

                  a tumblr post by ntrider with the text "noncon friendship" it is reblogged by sonyvegas9 with the text "coworkers"

                  Alt...a tumblr post by ntrider with the text "noncon friendship" it is reblogged by sonyvegas9 with the text "coworkers"

                    [?]mcc [she/her] » 🌐
                    @mcc@mastodon.social

                    Cyclical bisexual who is constantly monitoring her own Kinsey number, and dyes her hair blue when she's feeling it for women and brown on months she's interested in men

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                    [?]mcc [she/her] » 🌐
                    @mcc@mastodon.social

                    This system helps prevent misunderstandings at the club

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                    [?]mcc [she/her] » 🌐
                    @mcc@mastodon.social

                    LOL remember caring and talking about Kinsey numbers? Remember when you still believed in gender

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                    [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                    @sametti@transspecies.online

                    how many marco reps are in a marco set

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                    [?]N33R "violently concerning" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: [any/all but I will silenty judge you if you use the wrong ones] » 🌐
                    @N33R@fops.cloud

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                    [?]Sametti [he/him] » 🌐
                    @sametti@transspecies.online

                    quirk chungus in search of a quirk chungette

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