Only the real 90s kids remember connecting their consoles with the piss, blood, and cum connectors

Two Amiga 1200s sensually laying on top of eachother

Is this yuri? >ω<

human interface guidelines peaked at apple macintosh os 8 platinum theme. look at these buttons just aching to be poked, but they don't just chocka down like a hard plastic keycap; they flip inverted like a translucent pop-its fidget toy

all of the advancement in graphics hardware since this point in the past should have been real time 3d models to produce the most authentic rendering of these buttons in today's high resolution displays or with the color reflections cast by other windows etc

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an illustration from Apple Mac OS 8 Human Interface Guidelines (1997-09-02). An example of a Cancel / OK dialog box is shown, with the user mid-click on the OK button. both rounded-rectangle buttons look like they are made of beveled plastic which squish down inverted when you touch them like a pop-its silicone fidget toy. the "default" button is lined with a little ridge to indicate that's the one that will be triggered if you just press return. both buttons have a solid black outline to make them visually distinct from the panel they're carved into, which also has a beveled edge.

twitter users be like: "damn i opened twitter and it sucks"

my brother in christ,

tired: "you look like a bottom"
wired: "you look like you're ticklish"

I don't need any jerk off instructions. I figured out how to do it years ago actually.

just one more USB port bro. i promise bro just one more port and we'll plug all the dongles bro. just one more port. please just one more bro. one more port and we can fit all the peripherals bro. bro c'mon just one more port. bro bro please just one more

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A green motherboard with 36 USB ports on the back, arranged in 8 groups of four each, plus two more under an Ethernet port and two more under a PS/2 one

sometimes people brag about their mint condition hardware, but consider the following

what if your computer had character?

Be pet, gay dogs! ​​

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photo of a window from the outside. there is a rainbow-coloured flag in the window and words on the left "Be" "Gay" below, then on the right "Pet" and "Dogs" below.

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The XKCD All Modern Tech Infrastructure stack but modified. AWS and Cloudflare hold up the left side of the stack with a medium sized platform. Unpaid Open Source Developers hold up the right side of the stack on a tiny pillar. DNS forms two tiny pillars on either side of the stack holding up the majority. Below them the Linux Foundation forms an entire platform holding up the entire stack. Below that is a tiny thin pillar as the basis of everything, it represents the undersea internet cables, it is being bitten by a shark. At about the middle of the stack a giant lever is being turned slowly pushing the entire tower over, it's labelled AI. Floating separate from the stack is a tiny blob labeled "Whatever Microsoft is doing".

https://bsky.app/profile/pseudonymjones.bsky.social/post/3lyxqts7nbc2y

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In the style of the Streets of Rage intro: "Technology used to be cool, but now it's owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. But there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight."

TikTok: Look! I discovered hot water melts frozen food faster!

Twitter: Look at this TikTok video showing how to defrost your food faster!

Yahoo news: Millions of Twitter users view TikTok video showing new life hack for melting frozen food!

Mastodon: Please read my academic white paper describing the impacts of public school system underfunding