Sametti

@sametti@transspecies.online

23 stoner reindeer computer man
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[?]Sametti » 🌐
@sametti@transspecies.online

why does the best general purpose scripting runtime have to be developed by roblox

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[?]Sametti » 🌐
@sametti@transspecies.online

my coworkers and their friends are such fucking chuds why have i been tolerating them for the last three years 😭

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[?]Sametti » 🌐
@sametti@transspecies.online

i feel like the whole “i’m using ai just to waste their money by using their free plan” thing (and related arguments in other industries) doesn’t really track anymore when your usage is contributing to a metric in a slide deck that is being used to justify generating more fake money to keep expanding

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[?]Sametti » 🌐
@sametti@transspecies.online

it’s not even a matter of your usage data actually being valuable, the economy is just so mickey mouse broken now that basic fundamentals of profit and loss do not matter anymore

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    [?]Sametti » 🌐
    @sametti@transspecies.online

    told nix to install qt creator on macos and it started building the linux kernel 🥀

    (annoyingly qt creator does run on macos its just not supported in nixpkgs)

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    [?]ansuz » 🌐
    @ansuz@gts.cryptography.dog

    Once more, for the people who missed my previous rants on the topic: It's okay to adopt the stance that age verification is a bad idea.

    You don't need to weaken your position by saying it might be okay if they eventually used Zero-Knowledge Proofs or pseudonymous systems.

    First, such schemes aren't suitable for this domain even at a theoretical level. If you think they might then you don't understand the problem.

    Second, even if ZKP was an applicable solution, it would still prevent undocumented people from accessing the internet like those that various governments choose to recognize as human.

    Third, one goal of a functioning society ought to be producing responsible adults, and treating them as complete children until they suddenly turn 18 is not a reasonable way to accomplish that.

    Government-mandated age verification for the internet is bad public policy, and it's 100% okay to say as much.

    #AgeVerification #surveillance

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      [?]Puffin lady [she/her (Puffin/gryphoness/bird) :BhjFlag_Transgender:] » 🌐
      @Puffin@squawk.social

      Oh to be relaxing on a warm sunned rock in the middle of the sea after fishing ! Art by @caffeinatedcultist

      Puffin gryphoness hugging a warm rock protuding out of the sea, it the perfect size for a good sunning ! She is relaxing after fishing and still has a few fish in her talon. Small wave are crashing on the rock and fish are jumping out of the water, cliff can be seen in the background, the sky is bright and blue with some pretty white clouds, birds can be seen flying in the background.

      Alt...Puffin gryphoness hugging a warm rock protuding out of the sea, it the perfect size for a good sunning ! She is relaxing after fishing and still has a few fish in her talon. Small wave are crashing on the rock and fish are jumping out of the water, cliff can be seen in the background, the sky is bright and blue with some pretty white clouds, birds can be seen flying in the background.

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        [?]Puffin lady [she/her (Puffin/gryphoness/bird) :BhjFlag_Transgender:] » 🌐
        @Puffin@squawk.social

        Look at this beautiful portrait of this proud puffin

        art by @Mollin

        Proud looking Puffin lady portrait, she is exceptionally fluffy, so much fluff you could drown in it :>

        Alt...Proud looking Puffin lady portrait, she is exceptionally fluffy, so much fluff you could drown in it :>

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          [?]Puffin lady [she/her (Puffin/gryphoness/bird) :BhjFlag_Transgender:] » 🌐
          @Puffin@squawk.social

          More feathery gryphoness !

          art by furaffinity.net/user/birrrrrrr

          Gryphoness Puffin portrait looking happily at the camera.

          Alt...Gryphoness Puffin portrait looking happily at the camera.

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          [?]Puffin lady [she/her (Puffin/gryphoness/bird) :BhjFlag_Transgender:] » 🌐
          @Puffin@squawk.social

          Puffin looking over the cliff at the horizon, she seem lost in thought as the grey clouds are rolling in the sky maybe announcing an incoming storm.

          art by @inatus

          Puffin gryphoness standing on a rock overseeing a cliff with her tail wrapping around the edge, she is looking intently into the horizon, the sky is full of grey clouds

          Alt...Puffin gryphoness standing on a rock overseeing a cliff with her tail wrapping around the edge, she is looking intently into the horizon, the sky is full of grey clouds

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            [?]Puffin lady [she/her (Puffin/gryphoness/bird) :BhjFlag_Transgender:] » 🌐
            @Puffin@squawk.social

            On the Internet, nobody knows you're a gryphoness !

            art by @caffeinatedcultist

            Puffin gryphoness laying on a couch typing on a laptop keyboard while bleeping in concentration. As Puffin often do it late and she should be going to bed but she seem to be having way too much fun looking at the middle size screen.

            Alt...Puffin gryphoness laying on a couch typing on a laptop keyboard while bleeping in concentration. As Puffin often do it late and she should be going to bed but she seem to be having way too much fun looking at the middle size screen.

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              [?]Puffin lady [she/her (Puffin/gryphoness/bird) :BhjFlag_Transgender:] » 🌐
              @Puffin@squawk.social

              Happy gryphoness tail swish ?!

              art by @kineia3

              Alt...Puffin gryphoness looking over her shoulder, her wings are open and her tail is wagging !!

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                [?]Puffin lady [she/her (Puffin/gryphoness/bird) :BhjFlag_Transgender:] » 🌐
                @Puffin@squawk.social

                Puffin flying over the sea during stormy weather, enjoying the fresh air and electric feel of the ambient thunder ⛈️

                art by furaffinity.net/user/chickenza

                Puffin flying over the sea, she is laughing and having a great time of flying low to the agitated sea, the clashing waves projecting water up to the gryphoness. The dark sky full of clouds can be seen in the background.

                Alt...Puffin flying over the sea, she is laughing and having a great time of flying low to the agitated sea, the clashing waves projecting water up to the gryphoness. The dark sky full of clouds can be seen in the background.

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                [?]Puffin lady [she/her (Puffin/gryphoness/bird) :BhjFlag_Transgender:] » 🌐
                @Puffin@squawk.social

                Sometime it feel nice to take a moment to enjoy the breeze and musicality of nature around, the little trickle of a stream in the forest , the tree leaves rustling and the numerous birds chirping around.

                art by @himmis

                Puffin gryphoness sitting on her haunch, relaxed, her wings are open taking in the breeze on her feathers, her tail is curling up slightly. Her eyes are closed and a butterfly has landed on the top of her beak.

                Alt...Puffin gryphoness sitting on her haunch, relaxed, her wings are open taking in the breeze on her feathers, her tail is curling up slightly. Her eyes are closed and a butterfly has landed on the top of her beak.

                  [?]Dev [He/Him] » 🌐
                  @dev@discuss.systems

                  Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

                  group.softbank/media/Project/s

                  Slides depicting a goose laying golden eggs
Shareholder Value = 3 eggs
Goose was not valued
Goose value
0?

Eggs do not lay eggs
3 → 74
Increase = 71

It was the goose
that created value
74 - 3 = 71
Goose value
71

                  Alt...Slides depicting a goose laying golden eggs Shareholder Value = 3 eggs Goose was not valued Goose value 0? Eggs do not lay eggs 3 → 74 Increase = 71 It was the goose that created value 74 - 3 = 71 Goose value 71

                  
The True Source of Value
Internal
mechanism
ASI
Golden Egg factory
inside the goose
What you see are the eggs
What produces them is the factory itself

Diagrams depicting a conveyer belt of golden eggs inside a goose

                  Alt... The True Source of Value Internal mechanism ASI Golden Egg factory inside the goose What you see are the eggs What produces them is the factory itself Diagrams depicting a conveyer belt of golden eggs inside a goose

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                  [?]Owl Eyes Hoo » 🌐
                  @d1@autistics.life

                  @dev valued

                  A duck looks in a mirror. Positive sayings are on sticky notes. One of them is "Goose Value = 71"

                  Alt...A duck looks in a mirror. Positive sayings are on sticky notes. One of them is "Goose Value = 71"

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                    [?]Sametti » 🌐
                    @sametti@transspecies.online

                    holy smokes "Golden Egg factory inside the goose" destroyed me, it just cant be real hahahahahaha

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                      [?]Sametti » 🌐
                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                      did you know, when you put spring reverb on everything in the mix, it is dub

                      and the more spring reverbier it all is, the more dubbier it becomes

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                      [?]🦇Harper 🔜Midsummer Scream🦇 » 🌐
                      @2manystripes.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy

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                      [?]Sametti » 🌐
                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                      technology connections spoilers [SENSITIVE CONTENT]alec ending the hour long ceiling fan video with "after all, that's capitalism" is absoutely peak

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                      [?]Sametti » 🌐
                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                      https://codeberg.org/ethical-foss/open-slopware

                      guess ill never use computers again lol

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                      [?]Lyn :coweat: :verifiedlesbian: [she/her] » 🌐
                      @fugi@fed.amazonawaws.com

                      ostdeutsche nether portal

                      photo of a red blocky arch-thing on a train platform, that's shaped like a Minecraft nether portal with the bottom row missing. On the inside are two ticket vending machines, and near the top is a blue train station sign reading "Freital Deuben"

                      Alt...photo of a red blocky arch-thing on a train platform, that's shaped like a Minecraft nether portal with the bottom row missing. On the inside are two ticket vending machines, and near the top is a blue train station sign reading "Freital Deuben"

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                      [?]Sametti » 🌐
                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                      getting a cheap racing wheel off a coworker was so worth it, this shit fun af

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                      [?]Sametti » 🌐
                      @sametti@transspecies.online

                      side note: why the hell does beamng not default to the native linux port, it runs so much better than through proton 😭😭😭😭

                        [?]Rabbit Cohen » 🌐
                        @BathysphereHat@mastodon.online

                        I keep trying to explain to my friends in the US that there are places where strangers are generally kind to each other, and I feel like the first fish to leave the ocean coming back to tell its friends about the stars.

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                        [?]Rabbit Cohen » 🌐
                        @BathysphereHat@mastodon.online

                        It's not that US Americans are cruel people on a personal level. It's more like... there's something wrong about the place, like it squeezes the trust and caring for strangers out of people. You can get it back, but it's a fight.

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                        [?]Rabbit Cohen » 🌐
                        @BathysphereHat@mastodon.online

                        People in the US are so scared of each other, and it's been like that my whole life.

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                        [?]Rabbit Cohen » 🌐
                        @BathysphereHat@mastodon.online

                        I want the US to heal. I want the people, the politics, and the culture to get better. But I'm not going back.

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                        [?]Sametti » 🌐
                        @sametti@transspecies.online

                        guy who works for evil inc: “are these guys evil?”

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                        [?]Sametti » 🌐
                        @sametti@transspecies.online

                        work bathroom speedrun generational brown% world record

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                        [?]Sametti » 🌐
                        @sametti@transspecies.online

                        with claude, you too can write code at comparable quality to outsourced overseas slave labor!

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                        [?]Sametti » 🌐
                        @sametti@transspecies.online

                        grok turn this guy into a nix flake

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                        [?]Sametti » 🌐
                        @sametti@transspecies.online

                        still cant get over "manfrotto" actually being a highly respected business

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                        [?]Sametti » 🌐
                        @sametti@transspecies.online

                        that feeling when u find out someone you were friends with years ago now lives in portland

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                        [?]Sametti » 🌐
                        @sametti@transspecies.online

                        de-liquid assed my macbook and its really not funny how much more responsive it is

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                        [?]Sametti » 🌐
                        @sametti@transspecies.online

                        and for the record i downgraded from the 27 beta, which was a slight improvement but really just felt like a bandaid

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                          [?]Sametti » 🌐
                          @sametti@transspecies.online

                          friends dont let friends use vibe coded operating systems

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                            [?]jupiter :frogvibing: [he/they] » 🌐
                            @tihyltew@corteximplant.com

                            I'm at a point in my life where I don't really question the urges to draw gender nonconforming anthropomorphic foxes wearing traditional polish clothing anymore

                            Digital illustration of an anthropomorphic gender nonconforming fox wearing a traditional polish dress. The fox wears high boots and a linen shirt underneath the dress. They have a long thin braid laid over their shoulder, tied with a red ribbon. The dress features colourful striped and floral patterns.

                            Alt...Digital illustration of an anthropomorphic gender nonconforming fox wearing a traditional polish dress. The fox wears high boots and a linen shirt underneath the dress. They have a long thin braid laid over their shoulder, tied with a red ribbon. The dress features colourful striped and floral patterns.

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                              [?]Sametti » 🌐
                              @sametti@transspecies.online

                              this will be poland in 2026

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                                [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                @sametti@transspecies.online

                                old openbox themes make me so nostalgic 🥺

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                                [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                @sametti@transspecies.online

                                rainy morning commute listening to the new boc is a massive vibe

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                                [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                @sametti@transspecies.online

                                whoever designed the tl047 pinout is actually a fucking sicko. WHY are the power pins backwards

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                                [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                @sametti@transspecies.online

                                that harry potter pack

                                the weed that makes you a terf

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                                [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                @sametti@transspecies.online

                                hmmmmm another prophet 5 vst has entered the arena, and its ✨ officially licensed

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                                [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                @sametti@transspecies.online

                                update: i downloaded the demo and its Good. gets the oscillator sound way better than what i have heard from the u-he and softube competition

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                                  [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
                                  @lynn@woof.tech

                                  I'll give the revived Commodore brand one thing, at least they're true to the original company by making really questionable business decisions :)

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                                  [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                  @sametti@transspecies.online

                                  “truth nuke” is like “qed” for gen z

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                                  [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                  @sametti@transspecies.online

                                  can i get a shock collar to keep me from going into thrift stores

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                                  [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                  @sametti@transspecies.online

                                  kind of astonishing how i can't doordash alcohol but i actually can doordash thc

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                                  [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                  @sametti@transspecies.online

                                  my couch gaming pc now netboots nixos from my nas/server. should i write about how i configured it? its an extremely pointless setup but i think the way it came together is interesting

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                                  [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                  @sametti@transspecies.online

                                  cant think of a single socially acceptable situation to play pyrolator yet it is so good nonetheless

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                                  [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                  @sametti@transspecies.online

                                  i have weapons grade refined uranium in my testicles

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                                  [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                  @sametti@transspecies.online

                                  esd safe fursuit, for the office

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                                  [?]kopper :colon_three: [they / them] » 🌐
                                  @kopper@not-brain.d.on-t.work

                                  please stop getting your opinions from youtubers

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                                  [?]:bzh:‌FAG WOLF SIPH‌:siph: » 🌐
                                  @Siph@meemu.org

                                  Gay men kissing isn’t some kind of graphic pornography that children shouldn’t be shown or something. Fuck that shit. I hate how mainstream social media has backslid into homophobia and everybody thinks it’s normal for some fucking reason

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                                  [?]Lynn™ » 🌐
                                  @lynn@woof.tech

                                  Pride is for everybunny

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                                  [?]Cat shaped chew toy » 🌐
                                  @lilylunatic@estrogen.network

                                  tumblr post:
in trouble for calling a friends polycule a 'ship of theseus' type situation

                                  Alt...tumblr post: in trouble for calling a friends polycule a 'ship of theseus' type situation

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                                  [?]mcc [she/her] » 🌐
                                  @mcc@mastodon.social

                                  Screenshot from a DM conversation

                                  Me: "Software Engineering is the act of looking at your current situation and rapidly identifying a list of 5 to 10 ways that somebody else could have easily averted your current problem in 2017, but did not"

                                  Alt...Me: "Software Engineering is the act of looking at your current situation and rapidly identifying a list of 5 to 10 ways that somebody else could have easily averted your current problem in 2017, but did not"

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                                  [?]Sametti » 🌐
                                  @sametti@transspecies.online

                                  rise and deer 🌞🦌

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                                  [?]Demon Queen Pheebs!! 💙 [they/she/he (non-binary)] » 🌐
                                  @Pheebs@meow.social

                                  She aspires to be a .. writer?!

                                  Coloured doodle of the anthro snivy sitting on a stool at an old computer, typing into a text document. The typing is just all variations of Snivy saying her name, like "sni sni", "ssss" "sni-vyyy" since that's how Pokemon typically 'speak'. She is blushing, and meta text pointing to the monitor says "Writing steamy romance"

                                  Alt...Coloured doodle of the anthro snivy sitting on a stool at an old computer, typing into a text document. The typing is just all variations of Snivy saying her name, like "sni sni", "ssss" "sni-vyyy" since that's how Pokemon typically 'speak'. She is blushing, and meta text pointing to the monitor says "Writing steamy romance"

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                                    [?]Perfect Butterfly Angel [she/her/goddess] » 🌐
                                    @junebug@slime.global

                                    New NSFW furry art [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                    New poster I got at furswap ehehee

                                    I endorse this message

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